[referring to a nude male statue's penis] Huhuh...it's hard, but it's not, like, hard.
Very good, Butt-head!
“Butt Is It Art?” · Season 4, Episode 19
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (4), Smart Beavis (3), Mr. Van Driessen (2), Daria Morgendorffer (1)
Now, works by the master painters of the centuries!
[Beavis and Butt-head break into laughter. Daria enters]
He said master painters!
[Daria exits]
Oh!
Yeah, master painting is cool.
What did you bring back, Butt-head?
One huge boob. [shows Beavis] What did you bring back?
[Beavis shows Butt-head a picture of something flesh colored]
Uh, what is it?
Heh heh. It's a butt.
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