Gus Baker: Last week we heard from two boys whose characters were so impressive we brought them out here for today's show! Please welcome Beavis and, uh, Buth-coat!!
Gus Baker: Now, people say that yours is a lost generation...violent, lazy, uneducated, sexually active!!
Butt-head: Huhuh, not Beavis.
Beavis: Heheh, yeah, Butt-head doesn't get any either.
Gus Baker: Well, you two are certainly fine upstanding young men...a credit to the youth of America!
Butt-head: (looking around at the applauding "dittoheads" in the audience) Hey Beavis, you see any chicks?
Gus Baker: Okay, now, boys, I want to ask you: As decent young men,don't you agree with me that there is something very, very wrong with these so-called "music videos?"
Beavis and Butt-head: Yeah!! Really!!
Gus Baker: These "rock videos" are immoral! Indecent! Profane! Scurrillous! And blasphemous!
Beavis: Yeah! They suck! THEY SUCK!!! Indecent! Profane!
Butt-head: Yeah, especially Meatloaf. He sucks!
Gus Baker: Hey! We're on the air! You can't use that language!
Beavis: We use language?
Butt-head: (after Gus Baker whispers into his ear) Hey, Beavis, he says we can't say "sucks."
Beavis: Really? That sucks.
Butt-head: Can we say "buttwipe?"
Beavis: Yeah, how about "bunghole"? Bunghole!
Butt-head: What about buttmunch?
Beavis: Yeah heheh, buttmunch. Or dillhole?
Butt-head: Dillweed?
Gus Baker: Hey! Do you use that language at home?
Butt-head: Uhh...yeah!
Beavis: Hey Gus...Peek-a-boo!! (moons the audience)
Gus Baker: (running in front of Beavis) Cut to the commercial! GET THESE LITTLE BASTARDS OUT OF HERE!!!
Butt-head: Uhh...do you use that language at home?
Beavis: Peek-a-boo!! (presumably moons the security guards who pull him and Butt-head off stage)

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