Beavis and Butt-Head · Season 8, Episode 19
“School Test” · Season 8, Episode 19
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (4), Smart Beavis (4), Principal McVicker (2), David Van Driessen (1), Guidance Counselor (1)
You two are the worst students this school has ever had. And now because of that No Child Left Behind law, we may lose our funding! Teachers will get laid off, I could lose my job!
Uh... did you say something about a child's behind?
Yeah, he definitely said something about a child's left behind! I heard him!
No wonder you're gonna lose your job.
You two are the worst students this school has ever had. And now because of that No Child Left Behind law, we may lose our funding! Teachers will get laid off, I could lose my job!
Uh... did you say something about a child's behind?
Yeah, he definitely said something about a child's left behind! I heard him!
No wonder you're gonna lose your job.
SHUT UP! How dare you!
Okay, let's all calm down for a moment. Now Beavis, Butt-head, because next week's standardized test is so important, we're going to use all of our best resources at Highland High School to help you prepare, m'kay?
It's a waste of time, they'll never get it! They're morons! They have the worst grades I've ever seen!
Well that just means that these boys have the most room for improvement. Remember, it's all about helping the children.
Yeah. Just keep them away from their behinds.
Yeah.
You see that?! Right there! That's what I'm talking about!
Uh, hey, you know, whatever you're into.
Low grades reflect a lack of goals.
Uh, I thought it was because we're stupid.
Yeah.
Not at all. So what do you want out of life?
Uh, I wanna score.
Yeah, with two chicks! And I want money, too! Yeah!
That would be cool.
What about your higher aspirations?
"Ass."
Whoa, you're into behinds too? You and McVicker should hang out.
[as teachers are giving their lectures] Whoa! I just got something!
[The teachers, hopeful that Butt-head has actually learned something of what they taught, give him their full attention.]
... Number two pencil! Number two.
Oh, yeah!
Number two.
It's a poop pencil!
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