Beavis and Butt-Head · Season 8, Episode 20
“Snitchers” · Season 8, Episode 20
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (3), Todd Ianuzzi (2)
Hey Todd, where's my money?!
I don't have it, bitch.
What'd you call me?!
Bitch!
What'd you call me?! [is punched unconscious by Todd, who runs away]
Whoa! Beavis! We like, saw that.
I know! I know! Someday, we'll be able to tell our grandparents about this.
Hey Beavis, remember when Todd punched that guy out?
Yeah yeah, that's all I've been thinking about.
Yeah. That was cool.
It's cool, yeah. That's exactly what I was gonna say. [Todd suddenly shows up]
Listen up, guys.
Whoa!
Speak of the devil.
Yeah, this is weird, because like, we were just talking about-
SHUT UP! Now look, the cops busted me for punching that guy, and now they're bringing me to trial for assault. It really sucks, because I was totally acting in self-defense. But I don't have to tell you, you were the only witnesses. So you know the truth, right?!
Uh, yeah. We know the truth.
Yeah. You kicked that guy's ass.
It was the coolest thing we have ever seen.
[Todd grabs Beavis and kicks Beavis]
That's not what you saw, douchbags! Tomorrow, some pig's gonna serve you a subpoena!
You said "sub-"
It's not funny, man! You better tell him exactly what you saw. It was just me defending myself. Get it?!
Uh, yup. Got it.
Got it.
You can count on us.
Let go.
[Todd leaves]
That was cool.
So um, what are we supposed to say? Like, he was defending himself?
Yeah. That guy had the nerve to ask Todd for the money he owed him, so Todd had no choice but to kick his ass.
Oh yeah, yeah. He kicked his ass. That reminds me, Butt-head. You have that two dollars that I loaned you?
Uh, I don't have it, bitch. [begins repeatedly punching Beavis]
Ow! Ahh! Butt-hole! Ow!
I'm defending myself. [continues punching Beavis]
Is the person who started the fight here in the court room today?
Uh, yeah. He's right there.
Would you point to him, please?
Uh, him. Todd. [both he and Beavis point to an infuriated Todd]
Yeah, we saw him kicking ass, your honor.
You said "you're on her."
Oh yeah, you're on 'er. Boy, nothing gets by you, Butt-head. You should be a lawyer.
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