Beavis and Butt-Head · Season 8, Episode 18
“Massage” · Season 8, Episode 18
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (2)
[angrily] Oh! Oh, them! Them! Get them! Go! Bad for business!
[walks over to Beavis and Butt-head] You're going to have to leave. You do not have the right to block a pedestrian area.
Uh, how come they get to block a "pedestranian" area?
Yeah, really.
Because they are running a business. Now move along. [leaves]
[angrily] NOW YOU GO! YOU GO TO HELL!
Uh, hey, baby. Would you like to be touched?
[Beavis and Butt-Head become massagers in order to massage chicks]
[impersonating the massagers] Um, okay. Act Chinese, Beavis.
Um, "now you go! You go to hell! What hell you doing?" That's all the Chinese I know. Oh, wait a minute! "Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee-pee in your Coke."
That was pretty good, Beavis. [a lady comes] Whoa.
[sighs] I'm having some upper back pain and on my neck, so if you could just work on that, that would be great.
[Butt-head gets ready to touch her, but the workers show up angrily and push him away]
[angrily] WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING? YOU TRY AND TAKE MY BUSINESS?!
Uh, yeah. We wanna be massagers.
[sees an obese man approaching] Okay, you two now massagers.
Uh, really?
Ugh. I'm ready. I need to get my circulation going. I got a real bad spell of the gout. Probably that shellfish I ate. [sits on the massage chair]
[the lady leaves]
[points at the fat man] GET TO WORK!
Uh, let's get out of here. [a security guard and a janitor suddenly show up]
Hold on. Okay. Did you two have anything to do with taking this guy's tools?
They here with us whole time. New employees! Massage this guy now.
Uh, no thanks.
The police are on their way. Do you work here, yes or no?
Show him! Show him you not thief. You a massager! Massage!
[the cops show up]
Uh, yeah. We're massagers.
Uh, I'm gonna need you to massage the fluid back up into my torso. Uh, then rub the extremities till they aren't so blue anymore. Now don't mind that smell. That's just the muscle eating the bone. Doctor said he's only heard of it this bad in cattle before. Looks like a table leg got caught in a wood chipper, don't it?
Uhhh...
... Well, he does have boobs.
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