Um, hey, Butt-head, I think the phone is ringing.
Yeah, well make it stop.
Beavis goes to the phone and answers it.
“Beavis and Butt-head Are Dead” · Season 7, Episode 40
In this episode: Smart Beavis (5), Smart Butt-head (3), Principal McVicker (2), Mr. Van Driessen (1), Coach Buzzcut (1)
Um...who are you?
MSMcVicker's secretary
This is Highland High calling. We're trying to figure out why Beavis and Butt-head haven't been in school for the past three weeks.
Oh. Um...yeah, they're dead.
Students, can I have your attention? There's been a terrible tragedy...and I wanted you to hear it from me first-
(over PA) Listen up! Beavis and Butt-head are dead! There will be an emergency meeting in the teachers' conference room in five minutes, followed by a brief party. WHOO! YEAH!
[Giving speech at fund-raiser] I would gladly give back all the money, just to see Beavis and Butt-head one more time.
Okay, McDicker, give us some money.
What!?
Where the hell are the dead people?
Uhhh, you're supposed to be dead!
[Principal McVicker struggles with Beavis and Butthead. He then sees the memories of the boys' antics and soon has a heart attack]
Whoa! A dead body! Check it out!
Give the man some air! He's not dead yet!
[Buzzcutt gives him mouth-to-mouth]
[The final lines of the series as the boys walk off to the strings of love music and sirens--with the money collected in their names]
Hey Beavis, did you see McVicker? He was like ‘uh, uh, uh,' and then Buzzcut made out with him.
Yeah, that was cool. We should go to school early tomorrow, you know, in case someone else dies.
Dumbass, [the two begin walking off into the sunset] we're rich; we don't have to go to school ever again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's pretty damn cool.
Uh huh huh, yeah.
BBBeavis and Butt-head
[simultaneously, laughing for the last time] Heh heh heh mh heh heh heh... Uh huh huh huh huh huh huh...
[The screen fades out and a title card reads THE END ]
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