Beavis and Butt-Head · Season 7, Episode 38
“Leave It To Beavis” · Season 7, Episode 38
In this episode: Smart Beavis (5), Smart Butt-head (4), Todd Ianuzzi (4)
[who is on TV] Gee Wally, dad said not to. And besides, I don't want him to holler at me.
Uhuhuhuh...beaver.
Yeah yeah, Beaver kicks ass. But it's like, um, that'd not really what stuff was like back then.
Yeah. It's like, if this was real, and it was like the 50's, things would be all different and stuff.
So, Beaver...
The name's Beavis, sir.
Well excuse me, Beaver.
Now dear, don't you think you should go to work today?
Uh, no. [rubs her arm]
Now get in there and get me some smokes.
Are you sure I should be doing this?
What did you say?
I said are you-
[Todd revs the car so the rest of the words aren't heard]
Listen squirt, you better get in there and get me some smokes before today's lesson turns into Ass-kicking 101.
Well hey there Master Cleaver, aren't you supposed to be in school?
Well, I guess so, b-but all I know is I'm sposed to come in here and buy some cigarettes.
Hey, you wouldn't be buying these for Eddy now would ya?
...Gee, how'd you know?
[Store Owner looks out window and sees Todd smoking. Canned laughter.]
Tell Eddy it's against the law for me to sell cigarettes to a boy your age. And then, tell him cigarettes cause cancer.
Y-yeah but, if I tell him that, he might get all sore 'n stuff. A-and then he's liable to beat me up.
Well, if he tries that, you tell him that's against the law too.
Woah. What happened, uh, son?
It seems that little Beaver here ran afoul of some asphalt.
Uh huh huh....asphalt.
Aren't you being a little hard on the Beavis?
Huh huh huh, hard. Huhuhuhuh, on.
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