Uhh, the Yiddish are coming! The Yiddish are coming!
[Beavis is having a dream of the writing of the Declaration of Independence; Thomas Jefferson is dictating and Beavis is dressed like Benjamin Franklin]
“Our Founding Losers” · Season 7, Episode 37
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (2)
TJThomas Jefferson
"All Men are endowed by their creator, with certain inalienable Rights, and among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness." Have you anything to add, Compatriot Beavis?
Oh, um, OK, let me think- how about this? "All chicks shall be required to do it with us, at all times. E pluribus unum."
TJThomas Jefferson
A damn fine idea, lad.
AAll
Hear hear!
[as Abraham Lincoln giving the Gettysburg Address] When I almost scored with four chicks seven years ago, this one chick's father brought forth upon me a prostitute. Huh-huh. Because some dudes just weren't created equal. Huh-huh.
[Beavis is having a dream of the writing of the Declaration of Independence; Thomas Jefferson is dictating and Beavis is dressed like Benjamin Franklin]
TJThomas Jefferson
"All Men are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable Rights, and among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness." Have you anything to add, Compatriot Beavis?
Oh, um, heh-heh, okay. Um, heh-heh, yeah, yeah, how about this? "All chicks shall, um, heh-heh, be required to do it with us, huh-huh, at all times, yeah. He-he. E pluribus unum. He-he, yeah, he-he."
TJThomas Jefferson
A damn fine idea, lad.
AAll
Hear, hear!
The actual text of that line of the Declaration of Independence reads:
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness
Jefferson's original rough draft read:
We hold these truths to be sacred & undeniable; that all men are created equal & independant, that from that equal creation they derive rights inherent & inalienable, among which are the preservation of life, & liberty, & the pursuit of happiness
[to Coach Buzzcut] Once we tried to "found" Beavis's father, but we never did because his mom's a slut.
This episode aired after Beavis and Butt-head Do America was released, in which, unbeknownst to Beavis or Butt-head, the duo meet their fathers.
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