Store Owner: Well hey there Master Cleaver, aren't you supposed to be in school?
Beavis: Well, I guess so, b-but all I know is I'm sposed to come in here and buy some cigarettes.
Store Owner: Hey, you wouldn't be buying these for Eddy now would ya?
Beavis: ...Gee, how'd you know?
[Store Owner looks out window and sees Todd smoking. Canned laughter.]

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