Store Owner: Tell Eddy it's against the law for me to sell cigarettes to a boy your age. And then, tell him cigarettes cause cancer.
Beavis: Y-yeah but, if I tell him that, he might get all sore 'n stuff. A-and then he's liable to beat me up.
Store Owner: Well, if he tries that, you tell him that's against the law too.
Beavis: Y-yeah but, if I tell him that, he might get all sore 'n stuff. A-and then he's liable to beat me up.
Store Owner: Well, if he tries that, you tell him that's against the law too.
Store Owner : Tell Eddy it's against the law for me to sell cigarettes to a boy your age. And then, tell him cigarettes cause cancer.
Beavis : Y-yeah but, if I tell him that, he might get all sore 'n stuff. A-and then he's liable to beat me up.
Store Owner : Well, if he tries that, you tell him that's against the law too.
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