Batman: The Animated Series · Season 2
It's a shame that you've decided to keep this device a secret.
It would seem that the world is not quite ready for it yet.
Gee, that's too bad for Fugate. I'm sure he'll wish he had something to make the days pass quicker where he's going.
Calm down, pussycat. We're all friends here. Dummy, don't keep our pretty guest in the dark.
Yes, sir, Mr. Scarface. [turns on the lot, revealing him and Scarface]
Ah, that's better.
[gasps] You gotta be kidding. [laughs]
What's she laughin' at? My fly ain't open, is it?
No, sir.
So what's the gag?
Oh come on, you know! [in a goofy voice] "What's the gag?"
Can it, sister. This is Scarface you're dealing with, and I don't stand for no disrespect.
I'd do as he says, ma'am. Mr. Scarface can be quite insistent.
I don't think anyone's talking to you.
No, sir. No, sir.
Right... so, what do you want with me?
My boys happened to be in the museum when they saw your little set-to with Miss Ronnie V. They also seen you licking your whiskers at the sight of Ronnie's pretty sparklers.
You're boring me, log.
[the Ventrloquist pulls out an envelope from his coat]
So what if I could provide you with a foolproof plan to snatchin' those rocks with no risk of you gettin' caught?
Pass. Kitty's been staying it at night. It's not the greatest, but it beats the pound, if you know what I mean.
Now, that's a darn shame. And I thought for sure you'd want a chance to get even with the Vreelands. Not just for yourself, ya understand, but for all those poor little stuffed critters what never had the chance to fight back.
Oh, barf.
It's a 50/50 cut. Take it or leave it? You in or what?
[Selina picks up the envelope]
[finds Catwoman trapped under dinosaur bones] Hold it!
[sheepishly] Could you please give me a hand? This dinosaur seems to have fallen on me.
How did you?
It's a dull story, handsome.
[as the guard reaches for Catwoman's hand, Catwoman grabs his arm and mule kicks him in the stomach with her foot, and knocks him out with a bone]
What a pleasant surprise. Though I should warn you - breaking and entering is against the law.
You would know.
I thawt I thaw a putty tat.
[Catwoman crushes Scarface under some logs]
That's one way to remove a splinter. What's wrong, Ventriloquist? Cat got your tongue?
Please, I never hurt you. Scarface, he's another person, not me, really.
But he's inside you somewhere. And I'm going to keep scratching until I find him.
I am the cat who walks by herself.
You almost didn't get paid. You're lucky these diamonds didn't get nabbed in the smuggling bust.
No, Mr. Thorne. You are the lucky one. [He punches the punching bag across the room]
Come on in, Bats, the water's fine.
[Budges in the wall] He is mine to destroy, monster!
Over my dead body.
As you wish. [Pushes the button to activate his strength and beat up Killer Croc]
[Batman & Robin gets into the sewer] That's Croc!
Ooaugh. [Out cold and floats in]
Somebody's helpin' us out. Somebody's tough. [They gets Killer Croc out of the sewer and bringing him with them] Could be a crime fighter, you know? Somebody trying to be like us to help us clean up Gotham. What do you think, Batman? [Batman gasps] What?
[They surprisingly seeing Batmobile has been damaged in smoke] I think you're right about one thing, Robin. Whoever did this was tough, this was done with barehands.
I think you have a ding in your door, sir.
He trashed my car, Alfred. Between two guys, that's real personal.
Toys. You try to fight me with pathetic little TOYS. You've got nothing! Beg for mercy! SCREAM MY NAME!!
Never.
You are beaten. Now I will break you.
[on "Love That Baby"] I remember this show from when I was a kid. It still stinks.
[At Wayne Manor, Summer Gleeson is on the telephone talking to Marv Wolfman at her office.]
I don't care what Mayor Hill says. The people have a right to know, and if he won't talk to us-- [Batman drops a photo of Baby-Doll onto her desk] I'll call you back, Marv. [to Batman and Robin] Since when are you interested in has-been actors?
Since that one's been kidnapping her co-stars.
You're serious?
She's been picking them off, one by one. Any reason she'd have a grudge?
Actually, they should hate her. Dahl put them all out of work when she quit the series to become a "dramatic" actress.
[Summer plays a video of Mary Dahl playing Lady Macbeth]
What, will these hands never be clean? Here's the smell of the blood still. All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand.
Pee-yew.
That's what the critics said. Baby's dramatic career flopped, and when she tried to start her TV show again, the networks turned her down.
That still doesn't explain why she's after her old cast.
[picks up a cassette] Maybe there's a clue in these old episodes.
You can borrow them if you want. And when you crack the case, you can pay me back with an exclusive... [turns to see that they have vanished] interview.
Naughty, naughty, Daddys. Mustn't yell at your Baby like thats.
You're not my daughter, and we're not a family. We're actors, remember? You cancelled our show because you whined you weren't getting enough attention.
But I knows now I made a boo-boo. It was hard for me out there. I studied and trained and auditioned, but no one wanted me. [plays the sound of a crowd going "Aww..." on her tape recorder] Over the years, I remembered how happy I was with all of you around me, and the folks at home watching me each week. Me, Baby-Doll! [giggles] Now I'm Baby for good, and everyone will love me agains. Hugs, hugs.
[Her goons force the actors to share a hug with her, and she plays the "Aww..." again]
[watching episodes of Baby Doll's old TV show] Remember that time Poison Ivy nearly smothered us in those vines, with the really sharp thorns?
Yes.
This is worse.
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