I see now there's a need for the things you do. But I'm still going to work towards a city that doesn't need Batman.
[smiling] Me too.
S2 E3Trial
S2 E4Avatar
LFLucius Fox
Without a doubt, this will be one of the best museum exhibitions Gotham City has ever seen. You can be quite the humanitarian on occasion, Bruce. It's commendable. It's inspiring.
It's deductible.
You've got a serious priority problem, Ra's. What can be in that tomb that's more valuable than the love of your daughter?
RSRa's Al Ghul
Power, detective. The power once held by almighty Thoth-Khepera, Queen of Two Continents.
You surprise me, Ra's. The world's oldest chauvinist chasing after a woman?
RSRa's Al Ghul
Thoth-Khepera was not simply a woman, detective, nor merely a ruler. Through her flowed the power of the gods. With no more than a gesture, she controlled the force of life and death, and with it, she kept a nation under her thumb for one thousand years.
You sound like a bad Saturday afternoon serial, Ra's. This is sheer nonsense.
RSRa's Al Ghul
No, detective - I know there is a power there to be tapped! My six hundred years of life are proof of that power.
[Bruce and Talia are trapped in a glass booth]
RSRa's Al Ghul
Farewell, detective. Farewell, Talia. It is said that one finds one's immortality in one's offspring. Alas, I know that to be a lie.
S2 E5House and Garden
She's done nothing more incriminating than return an overdue video - even paid the late fee.
Could it be Ivy truly has reformed?
I want to believe it. Why can't I?
You haven't changed a bit.
Yes, I have. I meant it when I said I wanted a family that loves me. I just wanted it on my terms.
Lady, you're nuts.
Well, that's your opinion. Probably the last one you'll ever have, too.
I'm just sorry she got away.
Me too, Robin. But I don't think we'll see her again anytime soon. Ivy lost everything she had, everything she said she ever wanted. For what it's worth, I believed her when she told me that for the first time in her life... she was happy.
S2 E6The Terrible Trio
WWarren
Is this all you do for kicks, Bruce? Charity work?
Well, I do have a night life. Pull! [shoots down a clay pigeon] Besides, it's important to help others. It may sound corny, but hey, it's how I feel.
WWarren
You must recognize that you are a superior animal, Bruce. A member of the elite. Pull! [shoots down another clay pigeon] Take my Delta brothers and me. Why, we've run with the bulls!
AArmand
Shot game from hot air balloons!
GGunther
Killed a great white!
WWarren
We've done it all. Ah, therein lies the problem. After all, what do the rajas do when there are no more tigers to hunt?
I'm sure you'll think of something, Warren. [leaves]
WWarren
Dollar for dollar, that has to be the dullest man in Gotham City.
Scoundrels like these are worse than the Joker. At least he's got madness as an excuse.
Let's go, Fox. You've raided your last chicken coop.
WWarren
Wait, wait a minute! We can make a deal! A million dollars to let me go! Ten million! Think about it. Buys a lot of Batarangs.
Your money's no good here.
WWarren
Okay, fine! Go ahead, take me in, hero! I've got every judge in town in my pocket! You'll see! I'll get justice! The best that money can buy!
[Next, Warren is seen being ushered into a cell at Stonegate, where his burly new cellmate gives him a menacing look]
S2 E7Harlequinade
[in handcuffs] I sense a lack of trust.
Are you sure you don't need help keeping Zippy under control?
[Harley picks the lock on her cuffs while Batman speaks]
I'm fine. Besides, I need you to be ready if Gordon's men get any leads. I'll signal if there's trouble.
You got it.
I wanna listen to the radio. [reaches for the controls]
DON'T--!
[Harley Quinn deploys a parachute, causing the Batmobile to swerve wildly and Batman stops it]
Oops.
Listen, and listen good. You don't touch anything, say anything, or DO ANYTHING UNLESS I TELL YOU! GOT IT?!
Yes, sir.
So far, Joker hasn't been seen in any of his old hideouts. I want you to show me the last place he used when he escaped.
Okay.
Instead of taking you, the cops, and the Batman down separately, I'm gonna blast you all at once! [takes out his phone and speaks into it] Send down the plane, boys. We're blowing town. Literally.
MMayor
But all those innocent people.
Some joke on them, eh? Think of it as the ultimate punchline. [laughs]
It's lucky you were here, Quinn. The countdown sequence didn't leave Joker enough time to swing by Arkham and pick you up.
Quiet, brat.
You were gonna come for me, weren't you, Puddin'?
Of course, pumpkin-pie. It's just that... well, here you are, so I can, err, save myself the trip.
But what about all our friends, Ivy and Two-Face and... Hat-Guy and Lizard-Man and Puppet-Head and-
What about them?
Don't forget your little pets.
[gasps] The babies! We can't leave the babies!
I'll buy you a goldfish. Let's go.
No!
Why, you little-
[points the gun against Joker] Freeze, clown!
Quinn, stop!
He's mine, Bats!
You wouldn't dare. You don't have the guts. Not in a million years would you--
[Harley pulls the trigger and a flag that reads "Rat-Tat-Tat" comes out of the barrel]
Baby, you're the greatest.
S2 E8Time Out Of Joint
You! How did you get past--
Good evening, Mayor. Nice to see you again too. And whose life are you ruining now? A poor pensioner? A malnourished orphan, perhaps?
Please, Fugate, don't hurt me.
If it's any comfort, my revenge will encompass more than just you. I intend to pass a most timely sentence on the entire judicial system.
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