(wakes up) Aah! Oh, ooh-hoo. I had that Farmer's birthday, scary Lincoln, Otis being pelted by paint balloons dream again. Thank goodness everything's back to normal. (realizes he's in space he started to scream)
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(wakes up) Agh! Oh, Peck, I had the Pig in space dream again.
(comes in as a giant) Aw, poor guy. Here. Have a glass of warm milk.
Oh, thanks. Aah!
You got to stop eating pickles before bed.
AAbe
Could you guys keep it down? I'm trying to sleep. (turns off the lights with his hands)
[At a football game.]
Otis, you were right! These masks make really great disguises!
They sure do, but you know what makes a disguise really work is not announcing you're wearing one.
Gotcha.
[Inga, a real spotted ferret from Sweden, jumps out of a box]
IInga
[Swedish accent] Hello! I'm Inga. It's nice to meet you.
[In the farmer's house, Abby uses a Spotted Ferrets website with an image of Inga on a computer]
Okay, here's a Spotted Ferrets website.
Awesome! What does it say?
Let's see. It says on her wedding day, the lady spotted ferret builds a commitment den.
AAll
Aww.
Then the male gussy himself up for the ceremonial courtship dance.
AAll
Aww.
And following the dance, she eats her mate's head.
Uhh...
Okay, what are we going to get them?
Holy Cud! She's gonna eat Freddy's head!
Huh. So I guess the hat is off.
No wonder she's the only spotted ferret left! She's a head eater!
[In the commitment den, Freddy, who is a fake spotted ferret, faces Inga]
[to Inga; sliding a ring on her index finger] With this ring, I pledge my love.
IInga
[to Freddy; holding a bottle of barbecue sauce] With this barbecue, I pledge my love. [pours the sauce on Freddy]
I love your quaint old-world customs. So are we married yet?
IInga
Almost...There's only one part of the ceremony...
There won't be a reception; female spotted ferrets eat Their mates' heads on their wedding night!
Look, marriage is all about compromise. You give a little; she eats your head... [Inga eats his head and the animals scream; muffled] It's okay! Just a little love bite.
Grab him!
[The animals pull Freddy's back from Inga's mouth]
Come on!
Dude, she has lockjaw.
Abby, quick, the spot remover! [grunts] Now!
[Abby and uses the spot remover to spray off the fake spots]
[muffled at Inga's mouth] Are we married yet?
IInga
[looking surprised] Huh? [from off-screen, she spits out his head; tumbling Freddy onto the side of the hole] Freddy, you're not a spotted ferret! You lied to me!
Inga, I can explain.
IInga
[packing up] No! The wedding is off! And to think, I almost ate your head! [walks off sobbing]
Baby, don't go! I can change!
[rushes to Freddy] Freddy, she was eating your head!
We were working through that!
[walks up] Hey, where's the happy couple? We got you a panini press. [Freddy bawls hysterically as he walks away] I knew I should have gotten the fondue set.
My new clone is here! My new clone is here!
I'll show you what I'm talking about. Gentle citizens of the barnyard and Bessy, I present to you--
Huh? It's got to be around here somewhere.
This chews. Where's my astonishingly lifelike clone?
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