“A Tale of 2 Snottys / Snotty's New Pet” quotes from Back at the Barnyard

Snotty Boy

Hi, uncle. You readin' the paper?

[to himself] Don't move. They can't see you if you don't move.

Snotty Boy

[steals Mr. Beady's newspaper] Huh? How's this page? [rips up Mr. Beady's newspaper] Is this a good article? How about this one? Heh? [sees a ship in a bottle next to the TV] Ohhhh! [picks up the bottle] Are you building a ship?

[frantic] No! That took me three days--

Snotty Boy

Tidal wave! [drops the bottle, and it shatters]

[groans]

Snotty Boy

You're boring! They should call you Mr. Boring! I'm gonna go play with the animals next door, Mr. Boring!

Mrs. Beady

Okay, I got your drinks--[Snotty Boy has left; to Mr. Beady] What did you say to him?!

Aww...

Freddy

[after Snotty Boy has woken up with amnesia] Oh, he's seen us! He'll tell others! We'll all be sold on the internet!

Mrs. Beady

Did I hear someone at the door?

Pig

[blocking the door] No, no! What door? We don't have any doors.

Mrs. Beady

[moves Pig aside] Oh, don't you be such a little silly-willy-billy-dilly-billy. [opens the door]

Snotty Boy

Good afternoon, ma'am. The nice theater troupe man said I'm your nephew.

Mrs. Beady

Sweetums, why are you outside, when you are standing right next to me? [sees Pig] AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Pig

AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Snotty Boy

AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Mrs. Beady

AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Pig

Auntie Nora, he's clearly an imposter. He's probably one of those talking animals from next door in disguise.

Mrs. Beady

Yes. That's the only explanation. He's not even wearing proper clothes. [to Snotty Boy] Get out of here, you camel or whatever you are. Scoot, or I'll call the police! GET OUT!!! [shuts out Snotty Boy]

Snotty Boy

Sorry to have troubled you! Have a nice day!

When a bird and a bee love each other very much, they get married. Pretty soon, the bird starts losing her mind and seeing talking animals everywhere, and the bee... Oh, the poor bee, is left sitting in a chair all night, trying to remember what life was like before he died inside.

Otis

[gets a notification on his phone] Oh, hey, it's a text message, from Pip. [reads the text message] ”B-H-P, &, S-B-B, sad face”. [confused] Huh?

Abby

I speak text. He says he's being held prisoner in Snotty Boy's bedroom.

Otis

Snotty Boy. I should've guessed.

Otis

Oh, hang on. There's more. "G-T-P-T-A"?

Abby

He says ”Give the phone to Abby!”

Otis

[confused] Huh?

Abby

Otis, that kid's trying to feed him to a snake! We got to do something!

Otis

We will, Abby. Barnyard Strike Force, deploy!

Otis

Ooh, tiny toast is done. Who wants tiny toast?

Okay, yeah, interesting. You're inside a snake, aren't you, yeah, you're deep in there. Okay, this might be very painful. [pulls on Snotty's legs, which causes the Snotty Boy scream in agony] Ah-ah-ah. Just a few more hours.