I can't believe your attitude. You're the head of the prom committee. Show a little respect.
S5 E8An Indecent Proposal
S5 E9Say No to the Dress
I'm sorry I ruined your emergency dress surgery. I am no Molly Ringwald.
Jenna, this isn't your first senior prom. You went in utero.
S5 E10Reality Does Not Bite
Sadie, you came back. I knew you wouldn't abandon me at prom. Isn't this a dream?
I'm about five drinks away from a dream.
[to Jenna] What are you doing home? Is it over? Oh my God. Did prom burn down?
No, just my night.
S5 E11The Graduates
Jesus, are you done? Now get the fuck out of my room.
Her harsh truth may hurt sometimes, but it was our harsh truth.
S5 E12Holding On and Letting Go
There were so many things I never got to do with Matty, so I was determined to make it count.
[to Sergio] What are you doing here?
Trying to build some business and thought you might want to see me.
S5 E14WTF Happened Last Year
[At an upscale chic fashion boutique in New York to clerk who has short platinum blonde hair who has informed Jenna of a grossly overpriced tag]
Chop chop. You work retail so work it Tilda Skankton.
S5 E24Happy Campers, Happier Trails
[last lines] I felt like there was a warm, glowing fire inside of me. I was ready to move forward, full of hope and excitement and, yeah, some fear and anxiety too. I had a great family, wonderful friends, and a soul mate. Even if Matty and I were going off in different directions, the one thing that I knew for sure was that in some way we would always be together. There's all this love if you need it and this made me feel safer as I stepped back out into the great unknown that was my future.
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