[to Jenna] Colin is gonna leave you high and dry just like you did with Matty. What goes around comes around and karma’s a bitch.
Is that why you’re broke and homeless?
S3 E14The Bad Seed
[to Sadie] And you, little bitch, are the best argument for abortion.
Agreed!
S3 E15A Very Special Episode of Awkward
Jenna, you have a problem: you’re an asshole.
[to Sadie] Someone wants your advice?
Yes, and here’s a tip for free: That top comes in your size too. We already know your boobs are huge.
[to Matty] Thank you for being my hero.
It’s all I ever wanted to be.
S3 E17The Campaign Fail
Do you think people will know I spelled "president" with a "Z" on purpose? No one’s gonna vote for me if they think I’m a dumbass.
As much as it paints me to say your essay is awesome. I am impressed. It is way more barbaric than anything I could’ve written.
S3 E18Old Jenna
Sometimes my mouth keeps moving before I can even think about what’s coming out of it.
S3 E20Who I Want to Be
Without the bad days, we can never appreciate the good ones and there are so many good days coming your way. Just do me a favor, forgive yourself like you forgave me.
If you tell anyone, I’m having this soft side moment, I swear I will cut you.
Suck it up. Big girls don’t cry.
Whore.
Bitch.
S4 E4Sophomore Sluts
Do I hear a bitch-pitch in your voice?
S4 E5Overnight
O to the M to the F to the G. This place is a Pinterest board full of bangable dudes.
EEva
Sadie, I really admire how comfortable you are with your body. You're so brave.
I'm not brave. I have amazing tits unlike you and your sad floppers.
S4 E7After Hours
Eva, you neglected to tell us this place is on the corner of Hep C and Rape.
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