Tamara Kaplan quotes from Awkward

Tamara

Do you think people will know I spelled "president" with a "Z" on purpose? No one’s gonna vote for me if they think I’m a dumbass.

Tamara

Sometimes my mouth keeps moving before I can even think about what’s coming out of it.

Tamara

Do I hear a bitch-pitch in your voice?

Tamara

O to the M to the F to the G. This place is a Pinterest board full of bangable dudes.

Tamara

Eva, you neglected to tell us this place is on the corner of Hep C and Rape.

Tamara

Playing matchmaker with an ex proves you've gone from "Point A" to "Point Cray."

Tamara

That pathetic putz Pete obviously assly assessed my assets.

Tamara

Seniors, this is our last bonfire, so enjoy it even though 50 percent of our class doesn't deserve to live.

Tamara

Uh, Google Earth to Jenna, BJ’s are like flowers for dudes. You ruined them too.

Tamara

What’s with Intimidation Nation? I thought you were tight with “Gab” and her crew?

Tamara

Dear Prudence, what's up? That goodbye kiss was more like a good dry kiss.

Tamara

Put a flavored condom on your head because your mind as about to be blown. Jenna. you are legit popular.

Tamara

I'll break up with him in the morning. It'll be better over brunch. A brunch up.

Tamara

No, don't ralf and roll all over my seats. My mom will go full American Psycho.

Tamara

I'm sorry I ruined your emergency dress surgery. I am no Molly Ringwald.