Austin & Ally · Season 3
You know why I'm so crazy about glee club? It's the one thing where I get to do everything. The music, the choreography, it's all mine.
I get it. That's what I get to do with my concerts. Only I'm not an annoying control freak.
Not what your band says...
Well I'm so happy that you two are happy... but for the record [angrily] I AM NOT HAPPY!
You're Roxy Rocket?
Yup! I couldn't stand the thought of not writing with you anymore. But, if I write under an alias like Roxy Rocket, then Ronnie will never know it's me!
That's genius!
Ronnie, writing songs for Austin makes me a better artist. And that's the artist you signed! So let me get right to the point. I will keep writing for Austin, you will not drop me from the label, and you're gonna like it!
Yeah, you tell him, Ally! (Ally high fives him and he falls)
Hey, no one talks to Ronnie Ramone like that. I'm impressed, and a little frightened. Look, Ally, I'd rather let you keep writing for Austin than lose you as an artist.
Really? Thank you, Ronnie, you will not regret it.
I better not.
(gasps) Look what you did you [register sound] UGH YOU ARE SUCH A CLUMSY LITTLE [register sound] YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? YOU'RE A [register sound] AND A [register sound] YOU'RE THE BIGGEST [register sound] ON THIS PLANET! UGHH EVEN ON YOU'RE BEST DAYS YOU'RE A [register sound] I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS YOU [register sound].. UGHH!
I get it! She has good skin.
Ooh, jealous much?
I'm not jealous. I just get this weird, burning feeling in my chest every time I think about Austin with another girl.
Yeah, that's jealousy.
Well, if we're not going to be together, it's only a matter of time before one of us meets someone else.
You think it's time for us to move on and date other people?
Maybe. Whatever happens, I just want you to be happy.
I want you to be happy too.
Flowers! Pizza!
Wait, there's something else I got you! [lugs a goat crate]
A goat! You really do like me! [they hug]
Okay, Kenneth Kreen, I'm gonna show you I don't need to lip sync. I'm not just a pretty boy who can't sing; I'm a pretty boy who can sing.
Bravo. Your arrogance is only matched by your incompetence.
It's not an insult if I don't know what it means.
You know what, this whole time, I've been trying to please you. But why should I care what you think? Why should I care what anyone thinks? I know I rock.
Yeah.
He's back!
The Electric Avenger!
Hi Brandy-
Don't talk to me, I only care about my costars!
Uh, hi, Brandy. I'm your co-star-
Don't talk to me either. I don't really care about my co-stars. I do have a few rules. One, don't stand in front of me. Two, don't look me in the eye. And three, don't ever touch me.
Alright, Austin. I need you to stand in front of Brandy, look her in the eye, and carry her to safety.
(baby talk) Calm down, Brandy, Here's your juicy box!
I don't want a juicy box! What do you think I am? A baby?
(deadpan) Ehh...
(screams) OKAY.. I'VE HAD IT! I CAN'T WORK WITH THIS SELFISH BRAT ANYMORE!
No one talks to me like that! I'M QUITTING THIS MOVIE!
I want my blankie, I want my Bear-Bear, I want my yogurt, I want a unicorn that breathes fire!
That is it, young lady! I have had enough of your temper tantrums! Now you listen to me or you're getting a timeout! You're the actress, I'm the director. Now stop acting like a baby, get on the beach, and be the mermaid! Have I made myself clear?!
Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir. I'll be good, I promise.
While you do that, I'll practice my parade wave. (Waves hand)
(Waves back at him)
Oh, you're practicing yours, too?
No, I just want you to leave. Goodbye!
Never known anyone like you before.
Someone who can make me smile when I've fallen down on the floor.
(sits between Ally and Gavin) Sorry to interrupt, but I really need your help, Ally.
Can't it wait?
No, this is really important. I'm trying to finish a melody to a song we were supposed to write together. Should it go (plays piano keys) Bum bum bum bum. Or, bum bum bum boom.
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