Well I'm so happy that you two are happy... but for the record [angrily] I AM NOT HAPPY!
You're Roxy Rocket?
Yup! I couldn't stand the thought of not writing with you anymore. But, if I write under an alias like Roxy Rocket, then Ronnie will never know it's me!
That's genius!
Ronnie, writing songs for Austin makes me a better artist. And that's the artist you signed! So let me get right to the point. I will keep writing for Austin, you will not drop me from the label, and you're gonna like it!
Yeah, you tell him, Ally! (Ally high fives him and he falls)
RRonnie
Hey, no one talks to Ronnie Ramone like that. I'm impressed, and a little frightened. Look, Ally, I'd rather let you keep writing for Austin than lose you as an artist.
Really? Thank you, Ronnie, you will not regret it.
RRonnie
I better not.
(gasps) Look what you did you [register sound] UGH YOU ARE SUCH A CLUMSY LITTLE [register sound] YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? YOU'RE A [register sound] AND A [register sound] YOU'RE THE BIGGEST [register sound] ON THIS PLANET! UGHH EVEN ON YOU'RE BEST DAYS YOU'RE A [register sound] I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS YOU [register sound].. UGHH!
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