You rock at Clarinet Golf! Can I take you out to dinner to celebrate?
Austin Monica Moon, are you asking me out on our first official date?
Why yes I am, Ally I-don't-know-your-middle-name Dawson.
I accept. And I am never telling you my middle name.
S2 E13Couples & Careers
With Dez's awesome directing and my amazing acting, we're gonna win.
Did you just compliment Dez?
Uh, whaaaaaaaat? You can't prove that.
Or can I? ZALIEN BRAIN SUCK! [starts to do the action on Trish's head]
Oh oh, Ally. Leave the brain-sucking to the pro's.
S2 E14Spas & Spices
[eats some chilli]
[to Nelson] Any normal person who eats my chili will feel like their mouth is on fire.
[begins panting and fanning his mouth]
So they'll grab the fruit juice.
[grabs the fruit juice, drinks it]
But the acid in the fruit will just make it worse.
[does a spit take]
My chili's so hot, you have to stick your own tongue in fire to cool it off.
Oh yeah? Well, my chili's so hot that NASA uses it for rocket fuel.
My chili's so hot, it's the second leading cause of global warming.
Well my chili's so hot, you have to put a smoke detector in your underwear before you eat it.
My chili's so hot that they're thinking about renaming the Sun "My Chili".
Yeah? Well, my chili's so hot that... It...
What's the matter? Can't think of anything else? Don't feel bad- I also won 1st place in the Smack Talk Showdown.
S2 E15Solos & Stray Kitties
Ally, it seems like only yesterday, we were standing here, picking up the pieces of the cello bow that Dez and I broke.
That was yesterday. And you still owe me $300 dollars for it!
...Let's not live in the past!
You need two things. The best Ally you can be, and boxing a kangaroo!
How could it help me with the audition?
I don't know, but guarantee your going to wow them!
Well, that no-good hack wouldn't know talent if it hit him over the head!
He signed me.
That guy knows what he's doing.
S2 E16Boy Songs & Badges
Are you guys putting salami on cereal?
Yup. We couldn't decide if we wanted breakfast or lunch, so we're having both! We call it, blunch.
Mhmmm. Frosted crispy bites and salami. Is there a better combination?
How can you eat that?
Oh, she's right! We forgot the mustard!
So how's the new song coming?
Great! I'm almost finished.
Yup! Except for the music, the lyrics, and the song title, it's pretty much done.
I can't take one of your songs.
Austin, really. I want you to.
No, really, I can't. These songs are too girly! Putting on my make-up for a night on the town. Crushing on a boy; I hope he's around.
Yeah, it sounds better when I sing it.
S2 E17Tracks & Troubles
Kira, you sounded great.
Thanks, Austin. That means a lot coming from you.
[shrugs] Maybe we could work together someday.
Maybe. I was really hoping I'd get to work with Ally. I'd really like to sing that song Ally wrote at my gig tomorrow night.
Kira's first ever gig.
I just wish I had that one great song to really put it over the top, Al-ly. A song that's already been written, Al-ly.
Yeah, I'm not going to sell you my song.
Austin, I want you back to Starr Records.
[Everyone gets happy, except Austin]
Jimmy, wait. I don't want you take me back.
[laughs nervously] Austin, what are you doing? [gives him a look]
You keep saying, that you can't sign Ally, 'cause you don't want us in the same record label. So... take her instead of me.
Austin, you don't have to do that for me.
S2 E18Viral Videos & Very Bad Dancing
Next week you have a gig at the beach club, rehearsals with your dancers and 2 days in the studio.
Yes!
I know, you have a lot of exciting stuff next week.
No... Yes! 'Cause I don't have anything to do this week! I can have my first vacation all year!. This calls for a cocktail weenie.
Wooh! Vacation! I say we go to the beach every day, play video games and sleep in till noon.
ADAustin and Dez
What up!
You realize you still have school, right?
Awe... Thanks for ruining my vacation.
I love being on a vacation.
Too bad it's been raining or we could've gone to real beach to see real beach babes.
Don't worry. I made some calls. [Two girls enters Sonic Boom] Hello, ladies. Oooh I love my life.
I love your life too.
Can one of you put sunblock on me?
I'm on it buddy.
[Girls leaves]
Dez! I wanted the beach babes to do it!
With their little hands it would've taken forever!
S2 E19Tunes & Trials
[After the performance]
Well, there's your proof, Sir.
VVal
That he's a great singer and dancer? We knew that already!
No. Now we know who Austin wrote this song about.
JJudge
We do?
Yes! When he sang, he looked at every girl in the room. Except one. There's an obvious explanation. It was too emotional to him. Austin wrote this song about Ally!
[Everyone in court is shocked; Dez looks at Ally with shocked face]
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