Austin & Ally · Season 1
The radiant glow of a friendly smile warms a heart for a million miles. Is this a twit or your English paper?
What are you talking about?
Twits are supposed to be silly and fun.
You put way too much thought into your twits. Here, check out what I posted when I was eating pancakes with Dez.
Eating pancakes...with Dez.
Hey, aren't you supposed to be rehearsing with Austin?
He still hasn't shown up. This is the third time this week he's been late.
Maybe he had an emergency.
Hey, guys. We just went to an awesome concert.
At the emergency room?
You're pretty lucky. It seems like you're the only store in the mall who hasn't been robbed yet.
It's not luck, Trish. I've been watching this store like a hawk; there's no way anyone's gonna rob ol' Hawkeye Dawson. ...Someone robbed me!
What?
The new guitar's gone.
Way to go, Hawkeye.
I guess he really is the Mall Thief
Then don't you think it's your duty as president of the Mall association to turn over the security tape?
I guess so.
Good. I'm glad you agree with me. I already turned in the tapes.
Why would you do that?
Two words. Re-wards.
It'll be months before Tech Town gets another shipment in.
I can't wait months. I really need that Video Editing app.
I really need the Music Recording app.
And I really need to resell our myTab for 5 times what we paid for it.
He can keep us company, and tell us stories.
Ally, your bird doesn't talk.
He talks. Don't you, Owen? Come on, like we practiced. Ally's cool. Ally's cool.
Maybe he can talk, but he can't tell a lie.
So Owen, did you have a nice birthday?
Give it up, Ally. The bird's never going to talk.
Austin let me out of the cage. Trish and Dez knew about it. Wait, there's more. Dez touched your songbook.
Don't listen to Owen. He doesn't know what he's talking about.
I tried to find you earlier, but I got lost in the food court. Then, I pooped on a statue. It turned out to be a real guy. Wait, there's more-
And Ally. That leaves just one role left. The cute songwriter who works at the local music store: Sally. I wrote it specifically for the most talented girl I know.
Dez, I'm flattered.
Not you. Selena Gomez. But she's unavailable, so do you want to play the part?
As much as I appreciate being your second choice, I can't do your movie! I have stage fright.
But you have the most gruesome death in the movie! The crab rips you in half, and then your head gets to watch him eat your legs!
(pretending to be excited) No way! That changes everything!
Really?
No.
Okay, Austin. Mildred is under that umbrella, unaware Claws is behind her. You have to run through this maze of umbrellas and battle claws to death with this oar.
This or what?
This oar.
This or what?
This oar.
This or what?
This oar.
Or what?
This oar.
This or what?
Just fight him with the paddle.
I sing too! I'm Austin Moon.
He's an internet sensation. He's sort of a big deal.
[to Cassidy] This is his friend Dez; he's not a big deal.
I'm Ally; I don't know what my deal is!
Well, it's great to meet you Ally, Big Deal, Not A Big Deal.
Whatever you do, don't order the Chips and Salsa.
Why? I want Chips and Salsa!
Did somebody say Salsa? [rolls tongue] Salsaaaaa!
Can I change my order?
No! Dance!
She's the worst! She's always looking over my shoulder, bossing me around. She drives me nuts... [notices Mindy eavesdropping and sings] are in the brownies so save room for dessert!
(singing at Austin) AUSTIN! You know the rules, you're supposed to sing to the customers. NOW SINGGG!
(singing at Mindy) Don't snap your fingers at me and stop taking advantage of my friend! Ew, did I just call Dezaroo my friend? Ew did I just call him Dezaroo?
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