Austin & Ally · Season 1, Episode 15
And Ally. That leaves just one role left. The cute songwriter who works at the local music store: Sally. I wrote it specifically for the most talented girl I know.
Dez, I'm flattered.
Not you. Selena Gomez. But she's unavailable, so do you want to play the part?
As much as I appreciate being your second choice, I can't do your movie! I have stage fright.
But you have the most gruesome death in the movie! The crab rips you in half, and then your head gets to watch him eat your legs!
(pretending to be excited) No way! That changes everything!
Really?
No.
Okay, Austin. Mildred is under that umbrella, unaware Claws is behind her. You have to run through this maze of umbrellas and battle claws to death with this oar.
This or what?
This oar.
This or what?
This oar.
This or what?
This oar.
Or what?
This oar.
This or what?
Just fight him with the paddle.
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