Austin & Ally · Season 1, Episode 16
I sing too! I'm Austin Moon.
He's an internet sensation. He's sort of a big deal.
[to Cassidy] This is his friend Dez; he's not a big deal.
I'm Ally; I don't know what my deal is!
Well, it's great to meet you Ally, Big Deal, Not A Big Deal.
Whatever you do, don't order the Chips and Salsa.
Why? I want Chips and Salsa!
Did somebody say Salsa? [rolls tongue] Salsaaaaa!
Can I change my order?
No! Dance!
She's the worst! She's always looking over my shoulder, bossing me around. She drives me nuts... [notices Mindy eavesdropping and sings] are in the brownies so save room for dessert!
(singing at Austin) AUSTIN! You know the rules, you're supposed to sing to the customers. NOW SINGGG!
(singing at Mindy) Don't snap your fingers at me and stop taking advantage of my friend! Ew, did I just call Dezaroo my friend? Ew did I just call him Dezaroo?
[singing] Why am I singing? I don't even work here!
[sings] You can't fire me because I QUIT! I QUIT I QUIT I QUIT I QUUUIITT! [drops notepad]
Maybe some dessert will make you feel better?
I don't feel like dancing, so whatever you do, don't order the Chocolate Shake, the Lemon Twist, or-
Get the Raspberry Robot!
Noooo!
Raspberry Robot! [says this in robot-like tone]
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