Hi, I'm Ally. It's nice to meet you.
That's how you greet a legendary rockstar?
Uh, sorry. It's very nice to meet you.
S2 E22Beach Bums & Bling
My boss is so demanding. Show up on time, feed the dogs, don't lose the dogs. No one's that good of an employee!
S2 E23Family & Feuds
You're going to pay for this, Red! You too, Blondie! And you too...whatever color your hair is.
I didn't have anything to do with it! And it's chestnut with amber highlights.
[to the phone trying to pretend zombie] MUST EAT BRAINS!
Really? That's the best you can do?
S2 E24Moon Week & Mentors
AAAustin and Ally
(doing the handshake) "What up?!"
"Dude, that's our thing!"
"Sorry Dez, I just got excited."
ADAustin and Dez
(Doing the handshake) "What up?"
"That's better"
Well, we know who's not getting picked.
We choose Lucy!
LLucy
Seriously?!
JJett
Seriously?
TDTrish and Dez
Seriously?
VJVal and Jean Paul
Seriously?
Seriously?
(fed up and yelling at Jett) SAY IT ALREADY!
S2 E25Real Life & Reel Life
[Stops kissing] A-A-Ally I'm so sorry I met with another songwriter. I knew your career was taking off and I'd thought you'd leave me.
Aww Austin, I'll always be here for you. I'm sorry I ever doubted our partnership. It's the best thing that ever happened to me.
So we're good?
[Nods] Yeah.
Uh uh um. Sorry to interrupt your moment, but what the heck was the kiss all about?
[Both Stammer] Uh... It's called acting?
Yeah, that was a lot more than just acting. [Mimicks Ally]
I told you we can be professional. It was for the movie, man.
Yeah, just for the movie man. [Stammers again] You're a really good actor Austin.
You too, Ally. Huh huh huh. Goodbye.
Yeah. [Both run off in opposite directions]
I don't know Trish. We shot dozens of scenes already. Trust me. Neither one of them is that good of an actor.
Good morning, actors! Nothing like a good night's sleep to help you forget all the reasons why you're mad at someone.
I haven't forgotten. I'm still mad at him for meeting with another songwriter.
And I'm still mad at her for not wanting to be my partner!
Hm... So, what I'm hearing is, you both didn't get enough sleep.
You guys better snap out of this. I promised Jimmy Starr a rockumentary, not a you-guys-are-both-acting-like-spoiled-brats-umentary.
Yeah, how am I gonna fit that on the poster?
Let's just rehearse. We're gonna read through the next scene, then shoot it.
[starts reading from the screenplay] "Fade in. Ally's charity event is about to be a total bust when Austin rushes in to save the day. Ally hurries over with gratitude in her eyes. [whispers] And, action, Ally...
[reading from her script in monotone] "Thank you for saving me, Austin. Thank you, thank you, thankyou" [glares at Austin] Do we really need dialogue here? Sometimes a look says all the words for you.
[Austin and Ally exchange dirty looks]
Dez: Yeah, that look says a lot of words I can't put in the movie. It's a family film.
What scene are you gonna do?
We're gonna shoot the scene where you guys have one day to write a song.
You mean for the Helen show?
No.
You mean for Austin's first performance in the mall?
No.
You mean for the Hot Summer Jam contest?
No.
You mean for the time when we--
--Man, there are a lot of times you guys only have one day to write a song.
Yeah. When this movie is over, we really need to work on your time management.
S2 E26Fresh Starts & Farewells
But I don't wanna miss going on Austin's tour. I'm his songwriter. Being apart will affect how we feel about each other... [Trish gives a look] S-Songs.
Wait. Is this about being his songwriter or being his something else?
Whaaaaaat? [Trish gives a look] Uh, okay fine, I-I like Austin and I'm pretty sure he likes me. I'm afraid if I don't go on this tour with him everything is gonna be different when he gets back. Feelings can change in three months.
Gonna miss you.
I'm gonna miss you too.
We shouldn't be sad. You're making a record! I'm so proud of you.
I know. And you're going on your first tour. And hey, we'll only be apart for like three months.
Actually, it's 94 days. [thinks] Hey, ninety-four. That's like with Dez--
Don't say it. I guess it's goodbye. Have fun on tour.
Good luck making your record. I know it's gonna be great. [the two hug]
[runs off bus] Ally, wait!
Austin, what are you do--
Ally, I just wanted to say that I... Uh, I.. Here. [gives her a card] It says it all in there. I was gonna send it to you in case you didn't show up.
S3 E1Road Trips & Reunions
[phone rings] Ally, where are you?
I just got off the plane. Where are you guys?
We're by Gate 27.
Me too. I don't see you.
[gasp] Like your song! *sings* We're at the airport, but you don't see me! You got off the plane, but you don't see me!
Stop it.
I don't get it. How could we be at the same gate and the same airport, and not see each other?
'Cause, maybe we're not at the same airport? Which Portland are you in?
Portland, Oregon.
I'm in Portland, Maine.
There are two Portlands?
We're 3,000 miles apart.
I don't see him.
You don't think he missed his flight?
Found 'em!
Where is he?
Oh, not Austin. Flame-O's, the world's hottest cheese-puffs. You can only get these in airports. (Dez tastes one and his mouth catches on fire.)
(Her phone rings) Austin? Dez, shush! Go ahead Austin. Yes, Dez finally found Flame-O's. Where are you?
I just got off the plane. Where are you guys?
We're by the arrival gate.
I don't see you.
You're in Washington D.C, aren't you?
Yeah why?
We're in Washington State.
There are two Washingtons?! Why do they keep doing that?
I can't believe we're 3,000 miles apart again. This stinks. By the time you get here, we'll only have a half-hour together.
I don't care how much time we have. I just..wanna see you.
I just wanna see you too.
[takes the phone from Ally] You know who else wants to see you? 10,000 fans who bought tickets for tonight's concert. You better be on the next flight. You're supposed to be on stage in 8 hours!
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