[singing] Why am I singing? I don't even work here!
S1 E16Diners & Daters
[sings] You can't fire me because I QUIT! I QUIT I QUIT I QUIT I QUUUIITT! [drops notepad]
Maybe some dessert will make you feel better?
I don't feel like dancing, so whatever you do, don't order the Chocolate Shake, the Lemon Twist, or-
Get the Raspberry Robot!
Noooo!
Raspberry Robot! [says this in robot-like tone]
S1 E17Everglades & Allygators
Hey. We haven't seen you since we performed together at the Internet Music Awards.
That was so cool, up until your friends broke my arms and legs.
I'm surprised you remember the whole 'us not catching you' thing. You hit your head pretty hard on that stage.
Now the four of us can finally have a vacation together.
You're not invited.
Ha! In your face, Trish.
You're not invited, either.
Ha! In my face, Trish.
The sooner we finish this song, the sooner we get to start our va-ca!
Then we can par-tay!
Put away the calculator.
O-kay.
S1 E18Successes & Setbacks
You know what you need to do, right?
Oh yeah. I'll keep giving his son lessons each week, dropping very subtle hints about Austin's music. Then, in 4 to 5 months-
No, we're doing this now.
Austin, relax! So what if we don't have a finished song for him! That just means we'll lose the best chance at getting a record deal.
How's that supposed to make me relax?
I don't know, I'm not good at this!
S1 E19Albums & Auditions
Come on. MUNY? Music University of New York.
You knew?
I'm not stupid.
We're gonna be living the dream.
LLester
Honey, um, before you lock up, could you please clean the bathroom?
Yup, we're living the dream.
S2 E1Costumes & Courage
Almost done... Voila!
Amazing! It looks just like Austin!
Except my hair's parted on the other side.
Aw man! Guess I gotta start all over. [smashes pumpkin on the floor, walks off]
Well, I do know one technique for dealing with anger. You write a message to the person you're upset with, tell them how you feel, then you get rid of that message, symbolically purging the negativity of your inner psyche.
Okay, I'll give it a try. Dear Ally and Jimmy, I'm so... mad at you guys right now! I don't want anything to do with people who are... evil gutless rats!!
Oh, that is good!
I'm not just any cute nurse. I'm Florence Nightingale, founder of modern nursing!
You know what? I think I found the perfect guy for you. He's cute and... Do you know who Charles Lindbergh is?
Du'uh! One of the first guys to...
He's right over there. Go talk to him.
S2 E2Backups & Breakups
Sorry I'm late for the Team Austin meeting!
Actually, you're right on time. You see, I set your watch ahead 45 minutes, so you wouldn't be late.
Aw man! That means I was on time for work too! That's why they didn't fire me...
Shhh! Fine, we'll just keep this a secret between us.
Keep what between us?
Uh...Wha...Uh...Uh, this book! For now we'll just keep this book between us!
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