Ally quotes from Austin & Ally

Ally

He can keep us company, and tell us stories.

Austin

Ally, your bird doesn't talk.

Ally

He talks. Don't you, Owen? Come on, like we practiced. Ally's cool. Ally's cool.

Dez

Maybe he can talk, but he can't tell a lie.

Ally

So Owen, did you have a nice birthday?

Austin

Give it up, Ally. The bird's never going to talk.

Austin let me out of the cage. Trish and Dez knew about it. Wait, there's more. Dez touched your songbook.

Dez

Don't listen to Owen. He doesn't know what he's talking about.

I tried to find you earlier, but I got lost in the food court. Then, I pooped on a statue. It turned out to be a real guy. Wait, there's more-

Dez

And Ally. That leaves just one role left. The cute songwriter who works at the local music store: Sally. I wrote it specifically for the most talented girl I know.

Ally

Dez, I'm flattered.

Dez

Not you. Selena Gomez. But she's unavailable, so do you want to play the part?

Ally

As much as I appreciate being your second choice, I can't do your movie! I have stage fright.

Austin

But you have the most gruesome death in the movie! The crab rips you in half, and then your head gets to watch him eat your legs!

Ally

(pretending to be excited) No way! That changes everything!

Austin

Really?

Ally

No.

Austin

I sing too! I'm Austin Moon.

Dez

He's an internet sensation. He's sort of a big deal.

Trish

[to Cassidy] This is his friend Dez; he's not a big deal.

Ally

I'm Ally; I don't know what my deal is!

Well, it's great to meet you Ally, Big Deal, Not A Big Deal.

Ally

Maybe some dessert will make you feel better?

Trish

I don't feel like dancing, so whatever you do, don't order the Chocolate Shake, the Lemon Twist, or-

Dez

Get the Raspberry Robot!

Trish

Noooo!

Mindy

Raspberry Robot! [says this in robot-like tone]

Austin

The sooner we finish this song, the sooner we get to start our va-ca!

Ally

Then we can par-tay!

Austin

Put away the calculator.

Ally

O-kay.

Trish

You know what you need to do, right?

Ally

Oh yeah. I'll keep giving his son lessons each week, dropping very subtle hints about Austin's music. Then, in 4 to 5 months-

Trish

No, we're doing this now.

Ally

Austin, relax! So what if we don't have a finished song for him! That just means we'll lose the best chance at getting a record deal.

Austin

How's that supposed to make me relax?

Ally

I don't know, I'm not good at this!

Ally

We're gonna be living the dream.

Honey, um, before you lock up, could you please clean the bathroom?

Ally

Yup, we're living the dream.

Dez

Almost done... Voila!

Ally

Amazing! It looks just like Austin!

Austin

Except my hair's parted on the other side.

Dez

Aw man! Guess I gotta start all over. [smashes pumpkin on the floor, walks off]

Ally

I'm not just any cute nurse. I'm Florence Nightingale, founder of modern nursing!

Trish

You know what? I think I found the perfect guy for you. He's cute and... Do you know who Charles Lindbergh is?

Ally

Du'uh! One of the first guys to...

Trish

He's right over there. Go talk to him.

Trish

Sorry I'm late for the Team Austin meeting!

Ally

Actually, you're right on time. You see, I set your watch ahead 45 minutes, so you wouldn't be late.

Trish

Aw man! That means I was on time for work too! That's why they didn't fire me...

Ally

Trent has another girlfriend and he was only using you to be Austin's backup dancer.

Trish

(laughs) Please, that's ridiculous... [slams locker and yells] THAT YOU COULD BE SO JEALOUS THAT I HAVE A BOYFRIEND THAT YOU GOTTA MAKE UP SUCH A HORRIBLE STORY!

Ally

Dez! Get off the stage!

Dez

But I've waited my whole life-

Ally

[growls] Get off the stage.

Dez

I can wait a little longer.