Ally quotes from Austin & Ally

Ally

Austin Moon...'s parents

Dez

[turns to Austin's parents and screams]

Austin

This is crazy. It's like he's copying my whole life!

Ally

Well, I wouldn't go that far...

S'up losers! Meet T-Fame's new best bud: Dex! [does a bad version of What-Up handshake]

Ally

Austin, we shouldn't rush into anything.

Austin

I know, Ally. You're gonna say we should sit down and reason with him. Water the plant, people, and goodness will grow. Blah blah blah.

Ally

No, I was going to say we shouldn't rush our revenge. I want to get this guy. We need to be ruthless. Plan every detail. Make no mistakes. I don't want to go back to jail! [Austin and Trish exchange glances] I saw that in a movie once...

Ally

And then we put the "Kick Me" sign on the back!

Dez

Sweetie... the adults are talking.

Ally

Someday, I'll get my revenge!

Trish

(scoffs) Sure you will!

Dez

Ow!

Trish

HEY!

Austin

Ow!

Trish

Why'd you kick me!?

Ally

(to herself) Told ya!

Austin

Ally, is this really happening?

Ally

Believe it, Austin. It's real. Just like zebras.

Dez

(Shakes his head doubtfully)

Ally

(Staring at him strangely)

Austin

Why are you staring at me like that?

Ally

Oh, I started tearing up during your performance and my eyes froze open.

Austin

(Waves his hand in front of her face)

Ally

(Nods in confirmation)

Jimmy

Sweetie!

Kira

Daddy!

Ally

Jimmy's Kira's dad?

Austin

Aw man, you know what that means?

Dez

She'll have a ride home after we fire her?

Trish

No! It means we can't fire her!

Austin

NOOOOOOOO!

Dez

YESSSSSSSSS!

Trish

...So what'd I miss?

Austin

Video Countdown Live is almost over, and still no sign of No Ordinary Day.

Ally

That means No Ordinary Day is either number 1 or out of the Top Ten completely.

Dez

We can't be out! Yesterday we were number four, the day before, number seven, before that it was five, four, eight, five, five-

Trish

Dez!

Ally

I know you miss him, but part of growing up is learning to be your own best friend.

Dez

You're right. I don't need Austin. I have myself, and that's enough.

Ally

Good, now I'm going back-

Dez

Don't leave me; myself's not enough!

Want to hear a story?

Ally

Is it about a giraffe that's afraid of heights?

This one's about a girl who was shy and insecure when her mom left home for Africa. But, when she returned, she found this confident, beautiful young woman who was capable of doing anything she put her mind to.

Ally

[smiles]

What's your biggest fear?

Ally

Dez is gonna marry Trish and they'll wanna live with me.

I meant, about your stage fright.

Ally

That I'm gonna fail, and I'll never be a performer.

So you try, and when you fail, get up and try again.

Trish

Ally, we weren't really talking about the song, we were talking about you and Austin!

Ally

[Sarcastically] Really? Look, I know he has feelings for me, but for all I know he still wants to be with Kira.

Trish

Boo-hoo, he's going to have to deal with this at some point!

Ally

Well I'm not sitting around waiting for him to decide who he wants to be with. My mom's coming home from Africa today and I just want to focus on her.

Trish

Good for you, never wait on a guy. Actually, never wait on anybody, that's why I'm a terrible waitress.

Ally

I'm going to forget about the whole Austin thing for now, honestly I am so over it. [Silence]. What do you think they're talking about in there? [Trish listens through the door] You hear anything?

Trish

No, it's really quiet...

Dez

It's really quiet...

Ally

We kissed, it was good.

Austin

Really good.

Ally

Okay, really good.

Dez

Magical even.

Ally

It was really good and magical. But the point is, you chose Kira. So lets just stick to being friends and partners and pretend the kiss never happened.

Austin

But I can't pretend that it never happened. Ally, I wanna be with you!

Austin

You rock at Clarinet Golf! Can I take you out to dinner to celebrate?

Ally

Austin Monica Moon, are you asking me out on our first official date?

Austin

Why yes I am, Ally I-don't-know-your-middle-name Dawson.

Ally

I accept. And I am never telling you my middle name.

Trish

With Dez's awesome directing and my amazing acting, we're gonna win.

Ally

Did you just compliment Dez?

Trish

Uh, whaaaaaaaat? You can't prove that.

Ally

Or can I? ZALIEN BRAIN SUCK! [starts to do the action on Trish's head]

Dez

Oh oh, Ally. Leave the brain-sucking to the pro's.