Ally quotes from Austin & Ally

Austin

I can't believe this is on the internet. I thought I was alone.

Ally

Austin, you know there's no eating in the store. And there's definitely no eating off your pants.

Austin

There's no sign for that.

Ally

There shouldn't have to be a sign to not eat off your pants.

Ally

You're H8ter Girl?

H8ter Girl? You mean that beautiful, amazingly talented girl who has that awesome website about how much I hate Austin? Never heard of her.

Ally

Did we really just -

Trish

Yep

Ally

And Austin’s going to -

Trish

Ah ah

Ally

So we’re pretty much -

Trish

- the worst friends ever !?

Ally

She threw away my song without even listening to it.

Trish

And she sabotaged your Jam-A-Thon gig to make me look bad.

Dez

And she broke the keyboard on the wall and put it back up there to make it look like nothing happened to it.

Ally

Dez?

Dez

Fine, I broke it. But she's still a very bad person.

Ally

Sorry this night didn't work out, Austin.

Austin

I still had fun. I got to hang out with my friends, eat some shrimp from Dez's pants, and I learned a little español.

Trish

Hola! Still in here. (Trapped in a box from her brother's magic act)

Trish

Guess who got a job at the Greeting Card Store? Here, give this to me.

Ally

Okay.

Trish

Congratulations on your new job. Aw, thanks. You shouldn't have.

Ally

It was nothing.

Austin

You're awesome.

Ally

Thanks, Austin.

Dez

Awww.

Austin

Dez, are you spying on us?

Dez

No I said 'awww' because I saw the cutest kid destroy the nicest violin down there. Awww.

Ally

What?

Trish

What's all this stuff?

Ally

That's our inventory for the entire year. My dad orders everything at once so he can save, like, 4 dollars.

4 dollars and 36 cents.

Ally

I couldn't fire Dallas. I tried, but then he started talking about how much he likes hanging out with me, and I ended up giving him a raise.

Trish

I like hanging out with you.

Ally

I'm not giving you any money.

Ally

My thing is twitting. That's right, I joined Tweeter. Ever heard of it?

Trish

You're just joining Tweeter now?

Ally

Yup, Ally Dawson is officially a passenger on the cool train. All aboard! Ah, woot, woot! [makes train chugging motions]

Austin

The Tweeter train left about two years ago. And apparently, it left you stranded there.

Trish

The radiant glow of a friendly smile warms a heart for a million miles. Is this a twit or your English paper?

Ally

What are you talking about?

Trish

Twits are supposed to be silly and fun.

Austin

You put way too much thought into your twits. Here, check out what I posted when I was eating pancakes with Dez.

Ally

Eating pancakes...with Dez.

Trish

Hey, aren't you supposed to be rehearsing with Austin?

Ally

He still hasn't shown up. This is the third time this week he's been late.

Trish

Maybe he had an emergency.

Austin

Hey, guys. We just went to an awesome concert.

Trish

At the emergency room?

Trish

You're pretty lucky. It seems like you're the only store in the mall who hasn't been robbed yet.

Ally

It's not luck, Trish. I've been watching this store like a hawk; there's no way anyone's gonna rob ol' Hawkeye Dawson. ...Someone robbed me!

Trish

What?

Ally

The new guitar's gone.

Trish

Way to go, Hawkeye.

Ally

I guess he really is the Mall Thief

Trish

Then don't you think it's your duty as president of the Mall association to turn over the security tape?

Ally

I guess so.

Trish

Good. I'm glad you agree with me. I already turned in the tapes.

Ally

Why would you do that?

Trish

Two words. Re-wards.

Ally

It'll be months before Tech Town gets another shipment in.

Dez

I can't wait months. I really need that Video Editing app.

Austin

I really need the Music Recording app.

Trish

And I really need to resell our myTab for 5 times what we paid for it.