TV show quotes
Chocolate covered hot dogs remind me of Dez.
Austin Moon, you're on in five.
Yelling reminds me of Trish.
Whoa! Cotton candy!
That reminds me of Ally.
Cotton candy?
No this picture of Ally. Why did I bring this?
(yelling through the microphone) ATTENTION MEGAPHONE WORLD, I QUIT!
(offscreen) Trish, you were fired yesterday. Please return the megaphone.
If I was really thinking about myself, would I be wearing such a ridiculous outfit?
Who are you?
Demonica Dixon. I manage seven of the top acts on the pop charts. *cell phone rings* Hello. Rihanna, great. *hangs up* Make that eight. How'd would you like to be nine?
I kinda like being 15 'cause when I was nine I had chickenpox.
She threw away my song without even listening to it.
And she sabotaged your Jam-A-Thon gig to make me look bad.
And she broke the keyboard on the wall and put it back up there to make it look like nothing happened to it.
Dez?
Fine, I broke it. But she's still a very bad person.
Client stealer.
I'd insult you back but you have meatballs on your head. Do I need to?
Can I have a chicken quinceañera? I'm trying to cut back on red meat.
You're thinking of a quesadilla.
No, a quesadilla is a traditional Latin American party celebrating a girls 15th birthday.
Sorry this night didn't work out, Austin.
I still had fun. I got to hang out with my friends, eat some shrimp from Dez's pants, and I learned a little español.
Hola! Still in here. (Trapped in a box from her brother's magic act)
Guess who got a job at the Greeting Card Store? Here, give this to me.
Okay.
Congratulations on your new job. Aw, thanks. You shouldn't have.
It was nothing.
You're awesome.
Thanks, Austin.
Awww.
Dez, are you spying on us?
No I said 'awww' because I saw the cutest kid destroy the nicest violin down there. Awww.
What?
What's all this stuff?
That's our inventory for the entire year. My dad orders everything at once so he can save, like, 4 dollars.
4 dollars and 36 cents.
I couldn't fire Dallas. I tried, but then he started talking about how much he likes hanging out with me, and I ended up giving him a raise.
I like hanging out with you.
I'm not giving you any money.
Little early for ice cream, isn't it?
Ahhhhhh! What are you doing here, Officer?
Somebody triggered the silent alarm.
Really? I didn't hear anything.
What's with your face?
Well, some people say I have my mom's eyes and my dad's nose, but I see more of my Great Aunt Ruth. She is a handsome woman!
I'm talking about the starfish.
Oh! I have a starfish on my face.
Hello?
Dez, we're in the ice cream shop, locked in the freezer.
Austin? Austin, it's a bad connection. Did you say you're at a mice dream swamp and your clock is a sneezer?
What? No. Come to the ice cream shop. We need you to save us.
I have to come to the ice cream shop and shave Gus? I'm on my way.
My thing is twitting. That's right, I joined Tweeter. Ever heard of it?
You're just joining Tweeter now?
Yup, Ally Dawson is officially a passenger on the cool train. All aboard! Ah, woot, woot! [makes train chugging motions]
The Tweeter train left about two years ago. And apparently, it left you stranded there.
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