MuffyThere he is! Arrest him! Arrest him and make him give it back! Lock him up and throw away the key!
Now, now, Muffy, calm down.
MMrs. MacGrady
What in Nirvana is going on?
Muffy
Arthur stole my cellular phone!
What?? Why would I? I did not!
Muffy
Did too, Arthur! Everybody knows you're the biggest gleeper in school.
MMrs. MacGrady
Gleeper. Someone who steals.
Muffy
Make him give it back, Mr. Haney! Torture him till he confesses! Send him up the river for life! He's a menace to society! Take away his TV privileges! Shave his head! Make him eat... Oh. Excuse me. Hello, Muffy here. Oh, hi, Mommy. Yes, I did remember to tell Mr. Haney about my manicure appointment Friday.
Arthur, could I see you in my office? Make yourself comfortable. I was rather upset when Muffy called you the biggest beeper... beeper, yes? In school. Lollipop?
Now, I wouldn't want to take hearsay too seriously. If we believed everything we heard, we'd probably still think the world was full of monsters and sea serpents. And people would be afraid to go swimming, which would be a shame, since swimming is a perfectly good form of exercise. I do it myself, in fact. But bleeping, now that's something very serious, indeed. And if you have anything to do with it, I warn you to stop immediately because you will get caught. Then you'll be in deep trouble.
Did I say that right? Bleeping? Blurping?
Gleeping, of course. Now, run along, Arthur. You'll be late for class.
Arthur sits in the classroom with Buster, Francine and Muffy.
Arthur, why didn't you just apologize?
[still annoyed, and gently objects] Come on, she collapsed my plane. Why couldn't anyone see my side of this?
Muffy
[replies] Um... because you're wrong.
Binky walks into room while keeping his back turned to Arthur,s and avoids looking in his direction
[turns to Binky at the next table] Oh. Hey, Binky. Didn't you hear that Arthur hit his young sister?
Well, I haven't seen Arthur yet. But as far as I know, Arthur isn't even here.
Binky was a little upset about what Arthur did that he won't even look at him.
Class has started
When the day and night are of equal length, it was called the equinox.
The school bell rings and Binky quickly walks out of class immediately, and then met the Tough Customers again
Did you sock that kid yet?
I haven't seen him yet. [snickers] I'm so smart. [walks away]
Muffy
We could write about things that really happened to us.
There's only one problem. Nothing's ever happened to us. They start walking home.
Are you kidding? What about when we first had Mr. Ratburn? We thought he was a monster.
Right. Or when I moved away.
I guess you could do something about when I taught Arthur to play baseball.
At the lunch line at school Arthur is served a yellow sauce
Muffy
Eww! That is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen in my life! [opens an ornate lunchbox] Luckily our chef prepared my lunch at home for me.
What a lightweight! There are a lot more disgusting things than Salisbury steak.
FSFrancine and Sue Ellen
Cat whiskers?
Hey, can someone help me?
Sue Ellen hands George a paper handkerchief
Thank you. [walks past Francine]
And then... then... [roars like a Shrek green ogre, the chokes]
Arthur (Sighs): Will you just get off my back?!
Why are you angry at us?! We're the ones who've been supporting you.
Muffy
Yeah! There are lots of other average kids we could have picked for this.
Well, thanks for your help, but I think it's better if I just do this on my own. [He leaves. Francine and Muffy exchange looks.]
What are you guys doing?!
Why do you ask? Because you're angry?
Muffy
Angry!
Well, what would you call it?
And stop passing these out! I told you yesterday, I don't want any more pep rallies!
Don't worry, Mr. Hyde, it's not for you!
"A is for angry. B is for brains. Pep rally for Brain before the game"? I thought you said he was conceited?!
Muffy
Wow, angry and mean! I think you need to chill out!
Why are you doing this? Is it because I asked you guys to leave me alone yesterday?
If you call what you did asking. Brain may seem conceited, but at least he's nice.
Muffy
We just care about the integrity of checkers. [Arthur roars angrily like a Shrek and the kids run away]
Hey, man, I wanna congratulate you. It took me years to get scary. You did it overnight!
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