Arthur Read quotes from Arthur

Look at this airplane way up there! Look at all the leaves on the trees! Hey, Mom, you have gray hairs on your head! Dad, have you always had those bags under your eyes?

N-O! No!!! There are no babies in baseball!

Pal, sit. [pauses; Pal gets up] No, sit. [D.W. chuckles] Sit. Stay.

[gasps] Stop it right now!!!

Hi, Kate. I'm your big brother.

And now it's Kate's very first birthday. (D.W. secretly films Arthur) Cut it out! Mom, D.W.'s wrecking the video!!

I can't do this! [all shush at Arthur] AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

How do you make him sick?!

DW, leave Pal alone.

What's in the pencil?!

Hello, today as a special treat, my esteemed colleague, Professor Baxter, is going to speak to us about a subject he knows all about.

And best of all, the bleep could be used when your mom and dad are going to visit your school and (bleep) (The bleep does not stop.) Huh?! Hey, what's going on?! Stop it! Stop!

Cut! D.W, you ruined the shot! Now we have to start all over!

Phew! What a terrible smell?!

[last lines] "Chapter 1: How I got my very first pair of glasses…" [The series ends]