Muffy, Arthur and others in “Unfinished Business”

Muffy

There he is! Arrest him! Arrest him and make him give it back! Lock him up and throw away the key!

Huh?

Mr. Haney

Now, now, Muffy, calm down.

What in Nirvana is going on?

Muffy

Arthur stole my cellular phone!

What?? Why would I? I did not!

Muffy

Did too, Arthur! Everybody knows you're the biggest gleeper in school.

Mr. Haney

Biggest what?

Gleeper. Someone who steals.

Muffy

Make him give it back, Mr. Haney! Torture him till he confesses! Send him up the river for life! He's a menace to society! Take away his TV privileges! Shave his head! Make him eat... Oh. Excuse me. Hello, Muffy here. Oh, hi, Mommy. Yes, I did remember to tell Mr. Haney about my manicure appointment Friday.

Mr. Haney

Arthur, could I see you in my office? Make yourself comfortable. I was rather upset when Muffy called you the biggest beeper... beeper, yes? In school. Lollipop?

No thank you, sir.

Mr. Haney

Now, I wouldn't want to take hearsay too seriously. If we believed everything we heard, we'd probably still think the world was full of monsters and sea serpents. And people would be afraid to go swimming, which would be a shame, since swimming is a perfectly good form of exercise. I do it myself, in fact. But bleeping, now that's something very serious, indeed. And if you have anything to do with it, I warn you to stop immediately because you will get caught. Then you'll be in deep trouble.

Yes, sir.

Mr. Haney

Did I say that right? Bleeping? Blurping?

Gleeping, sir.

Mr. Haney

Gleeping, of course. Now, run along, Arthur. You'll be late for class.