(D.W. is playing with her toys when she notices Kate in the corner of the room.)”
DWD.W.
(Noticing Kate) You want to play too Kate? Here, you can have my truck. Look out though.. the tire falls off
DWD.W.
(Calling to Jane) Mom!
(Jane appears in the doorway and proceeds to grunt)”
DWD.W.
(concerned) Uh-oh...
”(A squelching sound is heard. Transition to outside of the house. D.W. runs outside carrying an air freshener)”
[zooms into Arthur's house, it is the middle of the night, A door opens, and a light shines on him]
DWDora Winifred Read
[whispering] Come with me.
DWD.W.
Shush. [whispering] This was about our lost brother.
[whispering] We didn't have a brother.
DWD.W.
[whispering] They're keeping him a secret. But I've seen him.
[to the audience] Oh. Good.
Arthur and D.W. come downstairs. D.W.'s light pans over to a red book on a small table
DWD.W.
(whispering): Wait, don't turn on- (Arthur turns light on) (quietly): -the light...
Arthur turns off light and walks slowly over towards D.W.; D.W. opens the photo album. The look at pictures of a younger Arthur.
DWD.W.
See that? I wonder where he is. But Mom and Dad had just sold him or something like that.
[gets heated with D.W.] Uh, D.W., that was me.
DWD.W.
But you wear glasses.
Well, that was before I wore glasses.
DWD.W.
Well, you were born with glasses.
You're only two years old then, so you just probably didn't remember.
[Title card: Arthur's Eyes]
[has put his glasses on D.W.'s toy hammering bench and guides her hand with the hammer] That's it, D.W..
DWD.W.
[giggling, hits with the hammer, but misses the glasses]
What are you doing with your glasses?
D.W. took them, Mom. I was just getting them back.
Well, be careful with these. You didn't need them to get broken.
[D.W. hits Arthur's fingers with the hammer]
Ow!! [chuckles nervously]
And since then, I always wore glasses. Does that solve your mystery?
DWD.W.
Yes, I guess... but it wasn't as good as having a lost brother. [sees a picture of a much younger Jane and David dancing to disco.] And, look. Who's this weird guy with Mom?
DWD.W.
But Dad doesn't have a beard, Arthur. But maybe Mom's divorced. I gotta wake her up now, and demand an explanation!
D.W.! Wait, D.W.! D.W.! [runs after her.]
DWD.W.
I don't want to go in the water!
You're not still scared of octopuses, are you? We're going to the lake, D.W. Octopuses live in oceans, not lakes.
DWD.W.
I'm not going, and that's that!
Don't worry, Dad. I'll work out all their schedules... somehow.
DWD.W.
[screams as frogs hop around the bathtub] HELP!!!
Uh-oh. Oh, no! The ant farm! No, Kate, don't! [Kate cries] Oh, no! Hey, wait! Hey! Where you going?! [steps on the cat's tail and the cat meows]