I've got the marriage and none of the good parts. It's like so far it's been all chain and no ball.
“Best Man for the GOB” · Season 1, Episode 19
In this episode: George Michael Bluth (2), Gob (2), Lucille (1), Tobias Fünke (1), George Bluth Sr. (1)
As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.
Really? When did that start?
Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.
GSGeorge Senior
Gilligan has promised me that all this money will be safe in IRAs.
IGIra Gilligan
It's Ira, sir.
GSGeorge Senior
Oh, I'm sorry, Gilligan. Will be safe in Ira's.
I’m going to Annyong’s soccer award ceremony and...
AAnnyong
Annyong. [everyone stares at him]
...and I don’t need the other soccer moms knowing how old my first batch of kids are.
Yeah, I think that they're going to know that Annyong's not your --
AAnnyong
Annyong.
Would somebody please tell this insufferable child... to... God!
Knock, knock! Where's the married bachelor?
Michael, I thought you weren't coming. I thought he wasn't coming.
Well, I wasn't going to, but he’s my brother and I'm here to support him. Like all these, uh... hot men and Ira.
You’re not going to stay? I mean, this isn't your kind of scene.
Dad, please, stay out of it, all right? I'm here for G.O.B. Now where are the strippers? You got a little back room going, huh? Huh?
[Gob tries to stop Michael]
No, hey, just relax! I'm as fun as anybody! I can handle a back room.
[Michael enters the back room, to the sight of an unconscious stripper and a knocked out Buster]
I'm calling the cops.
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