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Arrested Development · Season 1, Episode 17

“Altar Egos (1)” quotes from Arrested Development

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“Altar Egos (1)” · Season 1, Episode 17

In this episode: George Michael Bluth (3), Gob (3), Narrator (1)

I'm not a one-night stand kinda guy, I don't like lying to women.

These are lawyers. That's Latin for liar.

Boy, the lengths you'll go to sleep with a woman.

Believe me, we didn't do any sleeping. I had sex last night.

But he really didn't.

Yes, I did.

I just had a major night. With a major blonde. Who just majored in Marine Biology, if you know what I mean.

I don't know what you mean. I can't imagine what that means.

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