2nd Lieutenant Trevor LeBlanc quotes from Army Wives

Trevor

You were tossing around a lot last night, babe. How are you feeling?

Roxy

[groans] Like a beached whale!

Trevor

Only three more weeks.

Roxy

Yeah, easy for you to say. Hey, do my shoes match? It's been months since I've even seen my feet.

Trevor

You look great. For a whale. [Roxy throws a pillow at him]

Joan

Woah, woah, one at a time!

Roland

[observing] Animals.

Denise

Kids.

Roland

Same thing.

Trevor

[yawn] Morning.

Denise

Hey Trevor.

Roland

[amused] It's afternoon.

Trevor

Right. Sorry we're late.

Denise

[laughs, to Roland] Give this man a cheese burger.

Roland

I think caffeine's a better call!

Trevor

How about a nap?

Denise

[smiles] Sorry.

Roland

Hey, you knew the job was dangerous when you took it.

Trevor

Yeah but nobody told me how dangerous.

Denise

Welcome to the club, dad.

Trevor

You guys need me? I gotta head up to PX. We're out of diapers and....a few million other things.

Roland

You're relieved of duty, Lieutenant.

Trevor

[relieved] Thanks.

Denise

I will bring the boys home when this is over.

Trevor

[looks at Denise] Really?

Roland

Go! Go!

Roland

[watches Trevor leave] Been there.

Denise

Hey, I'm still there.

Roxy

I was hoping it would work out. But you two were so young and you barely knew each other when you got married.

Gloria

Yeah, but neither did you and Trevor.

Roxy

Well, we were older, more experienced anyway. I already had one marriage and two kids and Trevor had been in the Army for a while.

Gloria

True.

Roxy

Hey, you make a mistake. You learn from it. Then you move on. In the meantime, you've got your work and you've got your friends.

Gloria

Look, about that. I know you've been counting on me to look after The Hump and all but...

Roxy

Trevor!

Trevor

[from upstairs] I got it!

Roxy

Thanks babe.

Gloria

Please don't hate me, Roxy

Roxy

Hate you for what?

Gloria

I want to go back to New York

Roxy

Oh, for how long?

Gloria

I don't know. Forever, maybe? I really miss my family.

Roxy

Don't even think about it.

Gloria

Really?

Roxy

I totally get it.

Gloria

What about you? And the bar and the babies?

Roxy

[smiles] You know what, we'll figure it out.

Ski

Welcome back, sir.

Trevor

It's good to be back, Sergeant.

Ski

Look like hell, sir.

Trevor

I feel like hell, Sergeant.

Ski

[chuckles] Those babies are kickin' your ass, huh?

Trevor

Big time.

Ski

Hope you've got enough gas left in the tank for the platoon. We're bivouacking at Range 28 tomorrow afternoon.

Trevor

Outstanding. Four hours of uninterrupted sleep on cold dark ground sounds awfully good to me right now.

Ski

Roger that, sir!

Roxy

Hey babe, what are you doing home at this hour? [Trevor motions for her to sit down] Honey I've got like a million things to do this morning.

Trevor

Just sit down.

Roxy

[sits down] Ok, this is either very good news or very bad news.

Trevor

It's both. My order just came in. I've been assigned 2nd Ranger Battalion at Fort Lewis.

Roxy

[pauses] Is that the good part?

Trevor

It is.

Roxy

[smiles] Well, congratulations, babe. You deserve it.

Trevor

Thank you.

Roxy

What's the bad part?

Trevor

[takes a deep breath] We report to Tacoma in thirty days. [no reaction from Roxy] Rox?

Roxy

[nonchalantly] We can do that.

Trevor

[surprised by her reaction] What?

Roxy

I thought you were gonna say two weeks or something.

Trevor

[still in shock] Really?

Roxy

Yeah! We knew this day was coming. So, now it's here. No more guessing.

Trevor

[looks at Roxy in astonishment, at a loss for words] Right....right...it's just moving the boys and the dog and everything we own three thousand miles away––

Roxy

[cuts Trevor off] Are you trying to make me crazy?

Trevor

[stops short] No, no. I'm just trying to figure out if it's you or the sleep deprivation talking and you know what? I don't wanna know.

Roxy

[smiles] Can you get your butt outta here before I wake up?

Trevor

Yes ma'am. [kisses Roxy on the forehead and quickly leaves]