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S6 E20

Army Wives · Season 6, Episode 20

Joan, Roland and others in “The War at Home”

[Joan brings out a fresh plate of burgers Roland has just barbecued, the kids scramble for the burgers]

Joan

Woah, woah, one at a time!

Roland

[observing] Animals.

Denise

Kids.

Roland

Same thing.

[A sleep-deprived and exhausted Trevor walks over to Roland at the barbecue grill]

Trevor

[yawn] Morning.

Denise

Hey Trevor.

Roland

[amused] It's afternoon.

Trevor

Right. Sorry we're late.

Denise

[laughs, to Roland] Give this man a cheese burger.

Roland

I think caffeine's a better call!

Trevor

How about a nap?

Denise

[smiles] Sorry.

Roland

Hey, you knew the job was dangerous when you took it.

Trevor

Yeah but nobody told me how dangerous.

Denise

Welcome to the club, dad.

Trevor

You guys need me? I gotta head up to PX. We're out of diapers and....a few million other things.

Roland

You're relieved of duty, Lieutenant.

Trevor

[relieved] Thanks.

Denise

I will bring the boys home when this is over.

Trevor

[looks at Denise] Really?

Roland

Go! Go!

[Trevor heaves a huge sigh of relief and leaves]

Roland

[watches Trevor leave] Been there.

Denise

Hey, I'm still there.

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