Ausfahrt.
I beg your pardon?
Ausfahrt. What's that mean, then?
The way out, Mr. Mash, and I suggest you take that one, as we open in a few moments.
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I'm not selling German Sex Knickers.
Sechs is just the German word for six.
What do they use for sex?
Same as they use everywhere else.
Here you are Mrs. Slocombe, twelve bras.
I wonder what the German is for them... Bustenhalter? [Brahms pulls out a very large bra] Blimey, whatever size is that?
It says here clean.
Klein Miss Brahms, it means small.
They're well built, those German girls.
Oh, Miss Thorpe, where's the maintenance file?"
TMiss Thorpe
You mean the one marked "Decoration"?
Yes.
TMiss Thorpe
I filed it yesterday under "A".
Under "A"?
TMiss Thorpe
Yes, I file most things under "A".
I don't quite follow.
TMiss Thorpe
Well, A letter, A sales report, A customer's complaint.
A very difficult way of finding anything.
We'll do your inside leg. [Aside, to Lucas] This should be fun.
You ought to be careful. You know it's an offense to make dirty phone calls.
I do not respond to waves."
What about that man you met on your holiday?
Ah, that was different; he was waving from his yacht!
Captain Peacock, would you use your senior position to tell Mr. Lucas to shut his cake hole?!
Mr. Lucas, you are not indispensable. There are many young men who would bend over backwards to get into Grace Brothers.
That's one of the qualifications.
You nearly got me the sack then.
You should have been put in one at birth.
This sweater is half man-made wool, half polyester fiber.
NMNewlywed Male Customer
Surely that's man-made as well.
Ah, yes, but it's made by different men.
NMNewlywed Male Customer
Shall I or shan't I? Should I or shouldn't I?
Is he or isn't he?
I don't know, but I'd think it'd help if there was a rush.
Mrs. Slocombe wants to know if she can borrow a couple of pairs of socks to stuff down her bra.
She's not going to talk to those workmen again, is she?
It's a wonder I'm here at all, you know. My pussy got soaking wet. I had to dry it out in front of the fire before I left!
Perhaps you'd like to open the box?
Or will you take the money?
These aspirins don't seem to be doing any good at all.
Perhaps you need an icepack?
How about having a woman?
No, I think he's better to stick to the aspirins.
[To customer] And that's because you've got a fat face, piggy eyes, and a... a pimple, on your nose. [Turns to Humphries and Lucas] You young salesmen just don't know how not to sell clothes.
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