“Archer Dreamland: No Good Deed” · Season 8, Episode 1
In this episode: Malory Archer (3), Pam Poovey (2), Lana Kane (1)
What sort of daily expenses does a semi-private investigator incur?
Bullets?
Daily.
Or, I don't know, maybe a surf and turf dinner at the Polo Lounge?
Uh-huh?
And then maybe a room upstairs at the Beverly Hills hotel?
Uh-huh.
And then, maybe...
I'm gonna leave you here. Between hope and despair.
Everything is my business.
Oh, including white slavery?
What?
Those girls are tied up, asshole.
No they're not, they're just...aww dog dicks.
Yeah, so...
Uhhh, wouldn't it be "yellow slavery?"
[gasps in disbelief] Uh, I don't know, racist!
White slavery is just as racist!
WHAT??
Nooo, you know, if you differentiate between cotton-picking slavery-
Jesus Christ!
-and then white slavery then that's-
SEXUAL slavery, then.
Okayyyy!
Goddammit.
My point is I think we're both anti-slavery.
I don't know what the hell you're going to do.
Well, that makes two of us!
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