Ray's gonna be a cyborg over my dead body! Or preferably his! [Pause] But somebody's!
“Legs” · Season 4, Episode 3
In this episode: Malory Archer (6), Rodney (3), Cheryl Tunt (2), Cyril Figgis (2), Lana Kane (1), Pam Poovey (1), Ray Gillette (1), Dr. Krieger (1)
Jesus Christ, how many times do I have to apologize for that?
Once would be nice!
Hmm... No.
Are you going to open the damn door?
Only if you give me that weapon.
Do you honestly want to live through the Rise of the Machines?! Which you won't, because no one will?!
Uh—
It was rhetorical!
A small power unit goes here on your... spiney thing, which sends electical impulses to your muscles and ligaments and... stuff, which I will fuse to a vanadium alloy endoskeleton, replacing your current, uh, leg bones.
I have to say, it kind of worries me that you don't know the names of the actual bones.
Why is your instinctive response to run toward explosions?
Ummm... Because... I'm not a giant pussy!
And yet, somehow, incredibly single.
[Cheryl is hysterical. Archer slaps her.]
Whoa whoa whoa! Not cool man! That is not at all cool!
Rodney, you mind your own dicky beeswax! [To Archer] You got another one in ya?
I don't.
[seductively] Tease.
And I'm sorry for that one.
Don't be.
Because, I'm just going to say it, I think it's super creepy you get sexually aroused by physical violence.
Mmmm... Well, but also emotional violence...
[Archer suddenly crashes through the ceiling, naked, armed with an RPG. He stands and faces Cyril.]
[In a Terminator voice] Your clothes. Give them to me!
Ah!
[In normal voice] I'm just kidding, obviously! I wouldn't be caught dead in a sweater-vest! Now, if you'll excuse me... [Passes out]
Just like Fourth of Jul-Luau!
CCarol
Yeah, if you slid a pig under him.
Thank you... What was your name again?
Rodney.
Thank you. Asshole.
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