[the fight between Frylock and Master Shake close to the end of the episode]
[Meatwad is seen outside moving the Chick Magnet]
No, 'cause it's 'fuck you' time!
You got a problem with it! You say it TO MY DAMN FACE!
Oh, I said it to your face! A number of times!
Well, my face wasn't looking, and my ears weren't fucking listening!
And your teeth are about to stop chewing, too! [pause]
And what's that mean, Big-Man?!
[punches Master Shake in the face] It was an awkward attempt to tell you, that I'm about to kick the teeth out your head!
Well, I did not… I did not get that initially!
[the fight between Frylock and Master Shake during closing credits]
Oh, no, don't you walk away from me! Where you goin'?!
Well obviously I'm gonna tape up my hands... to not ruin my meal ticket WHEN I'M BEATING YOUR FACE SO HARD!!
I used up the tape. I taped a present for ya. It's a knuckle sandwich!
Well you wrap it up and eat later then!
You wanna step to me?! What are you, a wizard? Let's go!
Tooth Fairy. Hand over all that change, bitch! (gets shot with a dart and passes out).
Dumbass, ain't no toothfairy.
MMMysterious man
What do you think you're doing?
MMMysterious man
Drop that tooth and back over to the wall!
Okay, okay, just take the TV, take the quarter, take whatever you need.
MMMysterious man
Ha ha ha. Fools! I don't want your money! (takes Meatwad's tooth) I have this tooth; and it's all I need!
(to the tune of The Safety Dance)
You can fart if you want to! You can fart out of your behind! (farts) You can fart real cool and make your butts rule with the gas that's inside of you! You can fart (farts), you can fart (farts), everybody look at your butt! Fa-a-art!
It's a safety fart! Well, it's a safety fart!
(Shake kicks Meatwad off screen)
Frylock (sarcastically): That's real mature, Shake.
(Frylock looks out and sees Drew mowing his lawn while listening to very loud Star Wars music.)
Hey, shut that fuckin' thing off! (swear censored out by farting sound.)
(Drew shuts the lawnmower off.)
What the hell are you doing?
Your lawn. So that means I can crash in your house for an undetermined amount of time hmm?
Okay, but I did just mow your lawn.
I didn't ask you to do that.
(waving his hand, attempting a Jedi mind trick) You let me stay in your house for as long as I choose. (nothing happens)
Will you stop that? No I won't. What... What are you doing?
Nothing look. Do you know anything about wiping the moon from the face of space at all.
Get. The fuck. Off my lawn.
uh uh ain't about where I'M from, it's about where YOU'RE going!
Okay, fine. let's do a thousand for the lawn and say five thousand for edging.
How 'bout 3 dollars for everything and I won't call the police?
3 sounds good. For now. But tomorrow, I'll be back. To rake the mulch, and maybe I can just stay for the night.
Look man, don't make me get my gun okay.
(attempting another Jedi mind trick.) You will not go get your gun.
(Gun raised toward his head)
(walking away) I'll just be over there. In the rain. If it rains. No pressure.
(Drew now mowing Carl's lawn, but getting hit by batteries)
Hey! It's raining batteries!
Yeah! (throwing batteries) An alkaline front is pushing through. (continues to throw batteries) We're expecting a couple of inches of concussions on your head! Running out of batteries here. What are you doing?!
Your lawn. But I am out of gas so it's a little difficult. So where are you from?
Oh, we're not having a conversation.
Well I'm from Mos Eisley. Just like in the movie.
Yeah knock knock, who cares? I don't.
Hey, quick question: Can you help me blow up the moon?
No, no, I can't. I'm more of an expert at, uh- EXPOSING the moon. (Chuckles, turns around and moons Drew, unaware that he is transforming into a werewolf) Get out your telescope! See if you'll find, uh, the one crater! (Continues chuckling, but stops and finally notices Drew's transformation) Wait a minute- No, no, no! It's cool! It's all cool here! NO! NO! (Drew leaps into Carl's window; blood is shown gushing out)
You guys see what I saw? Well, I did. Carl showed that tall pink man his heinie, and he grew fangs and fur and claws, and they went inside and had a heated discussion.
Yeah, we're not gonna get involved with that.
He is a werewolf, Fryman. He saw Carl's full moon and it changed him.
Shake, they are no such things as werewolves.
I think I know someone who would beg to differ. And I think we both know who I'm talking about.
Don't you say, Kate Beckinsale!
But she was in that movie!
You gonna sit here and tell me that the Lyken have not been waging war against the vampires for centuries?
You do know I own the cardboard cut-out?
That means I like this movie.
Good. We've established that. Meeting adjourned.
We wait till you lost interest and forget about it.
(24 hours pass. Frylock is asleep with Meatwad on top of him.)
You haven't slept either, Meatwad.
(Shake on the phone)
Are you or are you not Kate Beckinsale?! (voice-over phone talks) Well, describe your body. In leather. Well, I heard you had a winner hoe here!
Ask her if she has a port in her chest to drink fluids.
Do you have a port in your chest to drink fluids?
Yeah, like plasmas and such. (Hangs up.) Uh hello? Kate? I lost her. She must have gone through a tunnel. You know, cell reception is not good... in the underworld.
(Meatwad is being questioned by the police about where "his friend" is)
What friend? I ain't got no friends!
(One of the cops holds a sketch of Frylock up for Meatwad) Oh Frylock. Yeah, he's my friend.
(Meatwad points to mace on the officer's belt)
Yes, it's deodorant. They get hot and sweaty chasin' robbers.
OOfficer
Yeah! Yeah, it's deodorant. Try some! (Maces Master Shake and Meatwad)
(He and Meatwad have red eyes) Ahh! That is not deodorant! Oh God!
Needs a little more pepper.
HHitler
(Pulls up with a mask in a balloon car) Ah, what a wonderful day for a balloon. here, let me place my suitcase full of money next to you and purchase one.
They're free of charge sir.
HHitler
These are not happy and floaty like we discussed.
There exactly what you asked for, now if you will excuse us. (Shake and Frylock try to leave).
HHitler
No, I think the product needs to be tested. On your kosher friend! (Pulls out Meatwad with who is dressed like a rabi and is holding a menorah and a box of matzoh).
They took all my pork and they de-circumcised me and they gave me the cowboy hat! Mazeltoff, I'm dang jewish now.
