Aqua Teen Hunger Force · Season 4
[reading from his prize slip] "Tonight you will get your dick ripped off." ...That doesn't sound right, does it? Here, read this.
[reading] "Tonight you will get your dick ripped off..."
Is that a prize, or...?
I think you might wanna go the manager about this one, Carl.
No, no, no, don't do that! Can't you read? He's the guy who rips it off!
So, who's gonna get their dick ripped off tonight?
[to Meatwad] Who won it little man?
'Cause someone's dick is comin' with me tonight!
Next door, and SHUT UP!
Shake!
I'M TRYIN' TO WATCH THIS SHOW, WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP? GOD!
(opens door for Rice Mascots as they leave) Goodbye!
[to Carl] Hey Carlina! Wow.
Oh yeah I get it. You knock me out, dress me like a woman and then take pictures of me. Laughs on me huh?
Well you see Carl heh.. uh.. you're not just dressed like a woman.
Oh do go on please.
Well, it's pretty simple really. I removed your dick so no one will have no need to remove it.
[Carl's crotch begins to bleed] So the giant blood stain is uh... is that me having my period I guess? He he.
Could be. Or it could be just the spot where I snipped your dick off.
You're taking this pretty good, Carl. Kudos.
Every cup's a weiner!
One in three chance of getting your dick ripped off.
Ding dong, the dick is dead, Carl!
Apparently, Carl, when you bought that medium drink, you entered a binding contract that enables them to rip off your dick.
Probably needs just a couple more dick rotors... Maybe a dick wheel or two.
Yes, Mr. Wong Burger.
And, uuhhh, do we have to fill it up with some dicks.
Yes, we go a full tank of dicks!
Full tank, good, good, good. Wall to wall dick carpeting?
Yes, you've mentioned that. Mr. Wongburger.
The dicks won't hold together, Mr. Wongburger!
We're gonna have to these dicks with something. Maybe with like, a dick.
Are you telling me that I don't know dick? If anyone knows how to build a ship out of dicks, it is me!
Yes Mr. Wong Burger.
Because I am King Dick!
Close the dick gate!
What are you doing touching my dicks?
You can't just go running around ripping off other people's dicks, to make a giant dick ship.
I have an advanced dick-ree in dick-nology!
You're a mad man, Wong Burger; this ship will never fly!
Well how else am I supposed to get home?
Call someone to pick you up!
...I will.
You think, uh, maybe I could, uh, get my dick back? Oh, wait, you know what, maybe you should keep my dick...so you could, uh, hump yourself!
Technically, that would not be, uh, doing yourself, just for the record.
[Carl finds his genitals in a trashcan outside.]
Is that it? Is that mine? 'Course it is, it's got that curve to the left.
You don't think they're... dicking around over there, do ya?
I doubt it. They're professional dick hunters. They crave dick...as we all do.
Hydration is essential. [sips loudly from his drink] Oh, that's good. [sips] And I need 85 [long and annoying sip] gallons of soda per day, and plus, [two annoying sips] It comes with an edible handtruck. [Nibbles on the wheel of the handtruck] The tires ny'are chocolate!
You know what? I want a dog.
Well, let's go make one.
Frylock, I want some money.
Well, then get a job!
He gets t-(stutters). He gets what he wants. "Just make it for him!"
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