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Aqua Teen Hunger Force · Season 5

“Couples Skate” quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

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“Couples Skate” · Season 5

In this episode: Markula (6), Carl (3), Paul (3), Master Shake (1), Meatwad (1), Frylock (1)

[Carl is on the phone with Markula, while Paul screams and destroys the Aqua Teens' house]

Come on man pick up the phone. [Markula doesn't answer yet] Man, pick up the freakin' phone.

[phone rings a few times before answering] Why have you disturbed my slumber at this hour?

Do you hear that? Listen...

[Screaming]

Yes, and it is beautiful.

Uh, not to me man. And I called the cops, and they uh... took one look... and kept driving.

You leave my tenant alone!

He's screaming his head off over there! I'm about to get my balls up there and uh... make it my business.

With what? You can't stop him. He will shred you like a sheet.

Yeah, he definitely has me on weight.

[Paul tears a recliner asunder]

Oh, my God...

Listen... just give him a couple days. He's going through a difficult custody battle.

Stupid bitch!

Just so you know, he's ripping all the copper out of your house, and just hauled ass down the street.

That bitch! Got the minivan and the damn convertible!

Oh, he's probably just getting some money for a fix.

[Carl and Markula are standing in front of the Aqua Teen's destroyed house]

You see that? Look at that!

See what?

THAT!

No I don't see what. Everything is fine Carl, just relax. They're only kids.

They're just- No there's one of them and he's a freaking monster!

He's not a monst- shhhhh.

I can talk when I want where I wan-

[Carl turns to see Paul standing directly behind him]

I mean uh... yeah... I don't know... uh... yeah... I was talking about this guy at work, he's a monster...

What does she even need two cars for?!

Oh, Paul, good morning, and how was your fix? Did you ride the white horse?

[to Carl] What did you do to my house?!

Carl, what did YOU do to Paul's house?

Look here! I'm getting, uh... I'm uh... I'm having a city, uh... ordinance... neighborhood watch... I'm gonna uh... make some stuff happen, and you better...

You're so mad.

You clean it up at your own pace, because I know you're big, but...

Hahahahaha! No one likes you!

I'm so pissed off!

Fryman, this could all go away if you would simply pay me for October...and YOU fix the gas leak!

I'm not fixing that gas leak for me or anyone else, you son of a bitch!

Save it Shake.

Yes, save it, for tomorrow it won't matter when we play pin the tail on the Shake, and we bob for meatballs, and then we'll play ignore the Fryman.

I'm playin' it right now.

[Markula gives Carl an invitation to his 4040th birthday party]

Lordy Lordy! Look who's turning 4040! [pause] What? You don't RSVP?

Well, you just handed this to me.

[the day of the party]

DDJ

Alright let's give it up for the birthday boy, Markula! How old are you?

I am the one turning 4040.

DDJ

[Quietly] Four thousand forty? [Loudly] That is old!!

DDJ

And now it's time to let the lights down for Couples' Skate!

(grabs Carl) Oh, boy! Couples' skate!! (squeezes Carl in half out of excitement)

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