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Aqua Teen Hunger Force · Season 5

Carl, Markula and others in “Couples Skate”

[Carl is on the phone with Markula, while Paul screams and destroys the Aqua Teens' house]

Come on man pick up the phone. [Markula doesn't answer yet] Man, pick up the freakin' phone.

[phone rings a few times before answering] Why have you disturbed my slumber at this hour?

Do you hear that? Listen...

[Screaming]

Yes, and it is beautiful.

Uh, not to me man. And I called the cops, and they uh... took one look... and kept driving.

You leave my tenant alone!

He's screaming his head off over there! I'm about to get my balls up there and uh... make it my business.

With what? You can't stop him. He will shred you like a sheet.

Yeah, he definitely has me on weight.

[Paul tears a recliner asunder]

Oh, my God...

Listen... just give him a couple days. He's going through a difficult custody battle.

Stupid bitch!

Just so you know, he's ripping all the copper out of your house, and just hauled ass down the street.

That bitch! Got the minivan and the damn convertible!

Oh, he's probably just getting some money for a fix.

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