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Aqua Teen Hunger Force · Season 5

“Dummy Love” quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

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“Dummy Love” · Season 5

In this episode: Master Shake (2), Meatwad (2), Frylock (1), Carl (1)

Once, there was a beautiful little girl...

What happened to her?

Her mom threw acid on her face because she was jealous of her beauty!

No...

Skulldilocs! Skulldilocs! Thats what the schoolchildren cried... And she was so upset... she threw acid on the schoolkids faces!

Oh my goodness!

Cause somebody from the bible told her to do it!... now press the button...

I don't wanna press the button!

If you don't press it she's gonna come for you in the night!

With a bucket of acid for my face?!?

Spoiler alert: yes...

No!

Press the button with all your might! Now give me your hand!

NO! I won't do it! (Shake smashes the button against Meatwad, pressing it and causing the book to make screaming sounds)

...the children screamed, again and again and again... Press it again (Smashes it againest Meatwad again. making the book scream again.) Press it again twice fast. (Smashes it against Meatwad twice making the book scream twice.)...and Skulldilocs was never found...Good-night! (Leaves a crying Meatwad in his room and is shown locking the door with multiple chains and bars) See ya in hell! (Meatwad squeezes throgh the bottom of the door.) Fine.

WHO IS GIVING OUT FREE DUMMIES IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD?!! If it's that Mormon kid, I swear to God!

Leave it to me.

[onstage]

And clearly ladies and gentleman my little wooden friend is torched. And yet, where did he go? Voila! (Dummy appears in lion's mouth) Thank You! Thank you very much! And the gorilla says "You mean the one that fucked' ya up the ass?" and the lion says...

DDDie Dummy

Why? Did it already make the papers?

That's exactly what he said, you son of a bitch! Thank you! We got a million of 'em.

[At the bar]

This is huge for me! You know I'm the star, right?

Oh, yeah, man, we're real proud of you Shake-

You know what, Frylock? I've found my niche and I've just grooved right into it. (Dummy steals a wing) Hey! Watch the wing sauce on the tux. Jose Feliciano wants us to open for him. That's big!

I wish them dummies was real flesh and blood boys.

Yeah-uh. I do.

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