Hello lady or gentleman of the house. My name is insert name and I am the one and only Moon Master, savior of..uh.. [looks up to see Shake and Meatwad dressed as moon masters] Oh man. They already talked to you didn't they?! Dammit!
Shake!! Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Sha-
(screams angrily) What?!
(sees Shake glaring at him in front of the Aqua Teen door) Oh, so you just waltz out here and think that you gonna face a true warrior? ..and then, ya know.. sign my sheet and be part of my warrior list..
Oh you better believe I will! After these messages![He goes inside and watches TV. Meatwad calls him again. He comes outside and uses a shotgun and shoots Meatwad's toy sword]
[Shake fires a shot gun at Meatwad's toy scept]
You done messed up the Lunar Sceptor! There is but one in the known galaxy! Well, thank God I bought the three-pack.
Thank God I brought three shells. Come on, whip 'em out.
Well, whip on this. [pulls out an amulet] All right, hang on. Sha na na na na, sha na na na.
[the amulet glows and makes a sound like the ATHF theme]
What the hell are you doing?
G-Get a job.
"Get a job?" What?
You feelin' like any sorta like, meltin' sensation?
No, but if I do I'm going to totally tell on you and then you'll have to go to jail.
No, no, no! Please, don't tell!
Oohhh, now that you mention it...
No, no, don't, just, I-I won't do it again. I won't do it again. But stand still.. I'm gonna do it again. Sha na na na-
[Shake fires shot gun at amulet]
Impossible, the lunar melting amulet is constructed of high tensile moon noodles. No mortal man can destroy it.
Yeah, that's right.
Then you, too, are a moon master!
Now and forever.
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