WIWoman in alley
Thank you! Thank you! That thing was going to kill me!
Well, what did you expect? Out alone in this neighborhood - I've got half a mind to kill you myself, you half-wit.
I mean honestly, what kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley? Take two steps and break your bloody ankle.
WIWoman in alley
[annoyed] I was just trying to get home.
Well, get a cab, you moron, and on the way, if a stranger offers you candy, don't get in the van!
[Angel is dreaming that the team are celebrating for Spike.]
Well, this is... Thank you, everyone. I don't know what to say. I'm just a working-class bloke fulfilling his destiny. It was nothing, really.
Nothing? Spike, you single-handedly ended Armageddon and turned the world into a beautiful, happily-ever-after-candy-mountain place where all our dreams come true.
[The world is shown as looking like a fairytale.]
The living end. And now it's time for your reward.
But I didn't do this for a reward.
Well, that's why you're getting one.
[The Blue Fairy enters the room.]
After all, anyone who saves the universe from eternal bloodshed, horror, and misery deserves to get what they've always wanted.
Deserves to become a real boy.
FFairy
And so you shall. [waves her wand over Spike]
My heart. It's... it's beating again! Listen.
[puts her ear to his chest] You're human, Spike. You're alive!
[The staff shout "Hip Hip Hooray" for Spike as Angel walks away sadly, pushing a mail cart.]
AAndrew
Mr. Giles and a few key Sunnydale alum have been tracking down the recently chosen, guiding them, training them, giving them the full X-Men, minus the crappy third act. But this Dana girl, she's an anomaly that no one could have foreseen. Tortured, traumatized, driven insane by Yoda knows who.
[Angel and Spike enter the office where Andrew and the gang are.]
[sees Andrew] Oh, for the love of...
AAndrew
Spike? It's you. It's really you! [hugs Spike, sobbing] My therapist thought I was holding onto false hope, but... I knew you'd come back. [sniffles, releases Spike from the hug to look him in the eyes] You're like... you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, [touches his palms to Spike's face] more beautiful than ever. [hugs Spike tightly around the neck] Ohh... he's alive, Frodo. He's alive.
[smirking] You two know each other?
AAndrew
[steps back from Spike, sniffles, straightens his lapels] Uh, yeah. Um... We--we saved the world together. I mean, Buffy helped, but... it was mostly us.
We've got a problem, Eve.
Damn right, you do. When I tell the partners you assaulted me--
[pacing] A couple weeks ago, a man approached Spike. Told him that the Powers That Be have some missions for him. Spike, brain trust that he is, went along with it.
[standing in front of Eve now] He's the one who told Spike to save me from the parasite. The parasite you put on me in the first place.
[Eve starts to stand but Cordy steps in front of her.]
Get out of that chair and I will feed you those Manolo Blahniks. [looks at Eve's shoes] Which are stunning, by the way. [smirks]
Seems to me like you and this guy are working together.
[sits] Look, I don't know what you're talking about, but you--you can't keep me here. I have to leave.
But the thing that really, really pisses me off is that this guy seems to be going by the name of Doyle.
It does to me. [yelling in Eve's face] Rings a big fricking gong, and I wanna know who has the nerve to be using that name.
I'm gonna give you one chance to tell me where he is.
You heard me. Building's clearing out, means we don't have a lot of time. Have at it.
I can't just torture her.
He's right, Cordy. If we sink to their level...
[Harmony races past them and starts attacking Eve]
Is this okay? I mean, I am evil, technically. I don't mind torturing her for the team.
[Harmony punches Eve in the face]
Come on, you hussy! [backhands Eve across the face] Spill it!
