“Soul Purpose” · Season 5
In this episode: Spike (3), Lindsey McDonald (3), Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (1), Charles Gunn (1), Fred (1), Eve (1)
[to Lindsey] Ahh. Uh, yeah, thanks... but not really my type, Mary. So be a good lad and push off. What are you gawking at?
A guy like you, whiling away his time in some cheesy downtown strip dive. Look like somebody who's feeling kinda lost.
Is that right? Funny, thought I knew exactly where I was. Place called the Peppermint Stick. Prima ballerina up there's Sunshine. Though I'm fairly certain that's not her real name.
How's our blond crusader? He buying into it?
So far. I mean, he hasn't sewn a big red S on his chest yet, but he's getting there.
You can call me Doyle.
Thank you! Thank you! That thing was going to kill me!
Well, what did you expect? Out alone in this neighborhood - I've got half a mind to kill you myself, you half-wit.
What?
I mean honestly, what kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley? Take two steps and break your bloody ankle.
[annoyed] I was just trying to get home.
Well, get a cab, you moron, and on the way, if a stranger offers you candy, don't get in the van!
[Angel is dreaming that the team are celebrating for Spike.]
Well, this is... Thank you, everyone. I don't know what to say. I'm just a working-class bloke fulfilling his destiny. It was nothing, really.
Nothing? Spike, you single-handedly ended Armageddon and turned the world into a beautiful, happily-ever-after-candy-mountain place where all our dreams come true.
[The world is shown as looking like a fairytale.]
Beautiful, isn't it?
The living end. And now it's time for your reward.
Yes, your reward!
But I didn't do this for a reward.
Well, that's why you're getting one.
[The Blue Fairy enters the room.]
After all, anyone who saves the universe from eternal bloodshed, horror, and misery deserves to get what they've always wanted.
Deserves to become a real boy.
And so you shall. [waves her wand over Spike]
My heart. It's... it's beating again! Listen.
[puts her ear to his chest] You're human, Spike. You're alive!
Ooh, I wanna hear!
Let's hear it for Spike!
[The staff shout "Hip Hip Hooray" for Spike as Angel walks away sadly, pushing a mail cart.]
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