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Angel · Season 5

Woman in alley and Spike in “Soul Purpose”

Woman in alley

Thank you! Thank you! That thing was going to kill me!

Spike

Well, what did you expect? Out alone in this neighborhood - I've got half a mind to kill you myself, you half-wit.

Woman in alley

What?

Spike

I mean honestly, what kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley? Take two steps and break your bloody ankle.

Woman in alley

[annoyed] I was just trying to get home.

Spike

Well, get a cab, you moron, and on the way, if a stranger offers you candy, don't get in the van!

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