Woman in alley
Thank you! Thank you! That thing was going to kill me!
Spike
Well, what did you expect? Out alone in this neighborhood - I've got half a mind to kill you myself, you half-wit.
Woman in alley
What?
Spike
I mean honestly, what kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley? Take two steps and break your bloody ankle.
Woman in alley
[annoyed] I was just trying to get home.
Spike
Well, get a cab, you moron, and on the way, if a stranger offers you candy, don't get in the van!
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