Angel quotes

Lindsey

Believe it or not, I was actually talking about you. You don't care about being squashed like a bug?

Angel

You haven't heard a word I've said. For, like, years back.

Lindsey

Well, you get a little speechy, all right? And I breeze out. I got the Cliff Notes--honor and humanity. Absolute good. I heard it. So here's the plot twist--I'm in.

Angel

Why?

Lindsey

Everybody goes on about your soul. A vampire with a soul. Nobody ever mentions the fact that you're really a vampire with big brass testes. This is gonna be a circus. I mean, win or lose, you're about to pick the nastiest fight since mankind drop-kicked the last demon out of this dimension. And that you don't do without me. If you want me, I'm on your team.

Angel

I want you, Lindsey. [pause] Thinking about rephrasing that.

Lindsey

Yeah, think I'd be more comfortable if you did.

Lindsey

I could sing for you.

Lorne

I've heard you sing. [takes out a gun with a silencer and shoots Lindsey twice in the chest]

Lindsey

Why... why did you...

Lorne

One last job. You're not part of the solution, Lindsey. You never will be.

Lindsey

You killing me? A flunky?! I'm not just... Angel... kills me. You... Angel... [dies]

Lorne

Good night, folks.

[To Angel] You're gutter trash, and that's where you should have stayed, drinking and whoring your way through an unremarkable life. But the fates stepped in and made you a vampire, with a soul, no less. A champion. A hero of the people. And yet, you still managed to fail everyone around you. Doyle. Cordelia. Fred. They're all gone. Now it's time you followed.

Spike

Hello, Junior. The name's Spike. [picks up the baby] And lucky for you, I'm on a strict diet.

Place the holy vessel back in the bassinet.

Spike

[sighs] Right.

Let me say this as clearly as I can. You cannot beat me. I am a part of them. The Wolf, Ram, and Hart. Their strength flows through my veins. My blood is filled with their ancient power.

Angel

Can you pick out the one word there you probably shouldn't have said? [he vamps out and bites Hamilton, draining his blood] Wow. You really are full of it!

You can never beat us. We are legion. We are forever!

Angel

Looks like forever just got a hell of a lot shorter.

Harmony

Part of me always knew life would end after high school.

Lindsey

Those guys were chumps.

Lorne

Now they're chunks. Demon strength or no, you're quite the master swordsman.

Lindsey

Well, I coudn't have done it without that high note in "MacArthur Park."

Lorne

Slays them every time.

Lindsey

Any word on the rest of the team?

Lorne

For all I know, we are the rest of the team. I haven't heard squat.

Lindsey

That's weird.

Lorne

They'll call.

Lindsey

No, I mean, me saying "team." And meaning it. I kind of like the feeling.

Lorne

Yeah, today.

Lindsey

You're really done with them?

Lorne

It isn't my kind of work anymore. It's unsavory.

Lindsey

Yeah, I think it's just getting interesting.

Lorne

Yeah, I bet you do.

Lindsey

You don't trust me. You don't think a man can change?

Lorne

It's not about what I think. This was Angel's plan.

Lindsey

Come on. I could sing for you.

Lorne

I've heard you sing. [takes out a gun with a silencer and shoots Lindsey twice in the chest]

Lindsey

Why... why did you...?

Lorne

One last job. You're not part of the solution, Lindsey. You never will be.

Lindsey

You killing me? A flunky?! I'm not just... Angel... kills me. You... Angel... [dies]

Lorne

Good night, folks.

Spike

Boo.

Angel

Anyone else?

Spike

Not so far. You feel the heat?

Angel

It's coming.

Spike

Finally got ourselves a decent brawl.

Gunn

Damn! How'd I know the fang boys would pull through? You're lucky we're on the same side, dogs, because I was on fire tonight. My game was tight.

Spike

Supposed to wear that red stuff on the inside, Charlie-boy.

Gunn

Any word on Wes?

Wesley's dead. I'm feeling grief for him. I can't seem to control it. I wish to do more violence.

Spike

Well, wishes just happen to be horses today.

Angel

Among other things.

Gunn

Okay. You take the 30,000 on the left.

You're fading. You'll last 10 minutes at best.

Gunn

Then let's make 'em memorable.

Spike

And in terms of a plan?

Angel

We fight.

Spike

Bit more specific?

Angel

Well, personally, I kinda want to slay the dragon. Let's go to work.

They're messages I get... you know, from the higher powers, whoever they may be. You know ... it's my gift!

Cordelia

If that was my gift, I'd return it. I mean, you get those headaches, and you do this 'bleh' thing with your face.

[grimacing] What thing with my face?

Cordelia

Plus, your visions are kind of lame. A bar? That's nice and vague. I mean, they should send you one of those self-destructing tapes, you know? That comes with a dossier?

Cordelia

I'm an actress, a student of the human animal. I don't need to talk to people to know their story. [scans and points] Jazz-hands over there? Mama's boy. Peter Pan complex. [points again] Self-absorbed closet-deb, with a big 'the world owes me' chip on her shoulder. [points at Sharon leading Kevin up the stairs] And check out 'Sarah, Plain and Tall.' Has, or comes from, big money.

How do you know all that?

Cordelia

Well, you've got to be rich to snag the Calvin Klein model she's leaving with.

Yeah, well, they're all riveting insights and such, but we need to find someone that's in trouble?

Angel

So what are you looking for?

Kate

Me? I guess it depends on how many daiquiris I've had. Wow, way to come off as a drunken slut.

Cordelia

Oh, that is so high school. "Ooh-ooh! Cordelia wears bras! She has girl parts!"

Angel

I know you guys have been working hard. I mean, you've been cooped up inside a lot. And to show my appreciation, I was thinking, the night being... you know... young and all, that the three of us could, well... should... you know... maybe, go out... ... you know... ... ... for fun.

Cordelia

Or we can go home.

And you can sit in the dark alone.

Angel

God yes. Thank you.